| Cold Opening | Special Report |
| Award Show | The Spammies |
| Show | Vincent Price's Thanksgiving Special 1958 |
| Musical Performance | "Twisted Transistor" |
| Sketch | What Really Happened At The "Desperate Housewives" Vanity Fair Photo Shoot |
| Musical Performance | "Freak On A Leash" |
| Cold Opening | Special Report |
| Fred Armisen | ... | David Gregory |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Brit Hume |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wolf Blitzer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Norah O'Donnell |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Terry Moran |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Don Pardo Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ||
| Horatio Sanz | ||
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Mary Alice Voice |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Officer Peter Venelli |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | wife |
| Will Forte | ... | husband |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Ed Lover |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Spencer Mason |
| Amy Poehler | ... | wife |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | husband |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Doctor Dré |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | husband |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Award Show | The Spammies |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Rita Rudner |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | winner |
| Amy Poehler | ... | terminally sick boy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | wealthy Nigerian |
| Bill Hader | ... | Peter Gallagher |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Megan Mullally |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | DJ Dimitrios |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Tiara Zee |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Tres Latraj |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | D.J. Dynasty Handbag |
| Bill Hader | ... | DJ Frontal Assault |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nick Kenkel | ... | dancer |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Frank |
| Will Forte | ... | agent |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Ashley |
| Andy Samberg | ... | boyfriend |
| John Lutz | ... | teacher |
| Sketch |
| Will Forte | ... | Jerry |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Dan Needler |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sally Needler |
| Andy Samberg | ... | deejay |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guest |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | guest |
| Show | Vincent Price's Thanksgiving Special 1958 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Desi Arnaz |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Clark Gable |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Chesterfield dancer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Alfred Hitchcock |
| Bill Hader | ... | Vincent Price |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Judy Garland |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Jean Schmidt |
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Steve Jobs
Introduces new iPod models |
| Akiva Schaffer | ... | cover model Still |
| Sketch | What Really Happened At The "Desperate Housewives" Vanity Fair Photo Shoot |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Eva Longoria |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Nicolette Sheridan |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Marcia Cross |
| Bill Hader | ... | Mark |
| Andy Samberg | ... | assistant |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Leonard Kelly |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Felicity Huffman |
| Liz Cackowski | ... | assistant |
| Commercial |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | R. Kelly |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Gurgon |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Rolf |
| Will Forte | ... | Klaus Still |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jorgen |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bill Hader | ... | Fritz |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | What Really Happened At The "Desperate Housewives" Vanity Fair Photo Shoot |
| Cold Opening | Special Report |
| Fred Armisen | ... | David Gregory |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Brit Hume |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wolf Blitzer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Norah O'Donnell |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Terry Moran |
| Award Show | The Spammies |
| Show | Vincent Price's Thanksgiving Special 1958 |
| Weekend Update |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Jean Schmidt |
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Steve Jobs
Introduces new iPod models |
| Sketch | What Really Happened At The "Desperate Housewives" Vanity Fair Photo Shoot |
| Cold Opening | Special Report |
| Fred Armisen | ... | David Gregory |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Brit Hume |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wolf Blitzer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Norah O'Donnell |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Terry Moran |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Danny Lee | ... | reporter |
| Monologue |
| Eva Longoria | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Don Pardo Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ||
| Horatio Sanz | ||
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Mary Alice Voice |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Officer Peter Venelli |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | wife |
| Will Forte | ... | husband |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Ed Lover |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Spencer Mason |
| Amy Poehler | ... | wife |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | husband |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Doctor Dré |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | husband |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Eddy Grant - "Electric Avenue"
♬a-ha - "Take on Me"
♬Rockwell - "Somebody's Watching Me"
♬Laura Branigan - "Gloria"
♬The Clash - "Rock the Casbah"
♬Culture Club - "Karma Chameleon"
♬Nena - "99 Luftballons"
♬Young MC - "Bust A Move"
| Award Show | The Spammies |
| Eva Longoria | ... | Jennifer Haas |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Rita Rudner |
| Chris Parnell | ... | winner |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | terminally sick boy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | wealthy Nigerian |
| Bill Hader | ... | Peter Gallagher |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Megan Mullally |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Eva Longoria | ... | Ms. Drama Martinez |
| Fred Armisen | ... | DJ Dimitrios |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Tiara Zee |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Tres Latraj |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | D.J. Dynasty Handbag |
| Bill Hader | ... | DJ Frontal Assault |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nick Kenkel | ... | dancer |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Frank |
| Will Forte | ... | agent |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Ashley |
| Andy Samberg | ... | boyfriend |
| John Lutz | ... | teacher |
| Sketch |
| Eva Longoria | ... | Claire Ravino |
| Will Forte | ... | Jerry |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Dan Needler |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sally Needler |
| Andy Samberg | ... | deejay |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guest |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | guest |
| Show | Vincent Price's Thanksgiving Special 1958 |
| Eva Longoria | ... | Lucille Ball |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Desi Arnaz |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Clark Gable |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Chesterfield dancer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Alfred Hitchcock |
| Bill Hader | ... | Vincent Price |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Judy Garland |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕Desi Arnaz's song is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
⁕The stage lights go dark as Kristen Wiig talks to the George Washington portrait. Consequently, the last minute of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Jean Schmidt |
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Steve Jobs
Introduces new iPod models |
| Akiva Schaffer | ... | cover model Still |
| Sketch | What Really Happened At The "Desperate Housewives" Vanity Fair Photo Shoot |
| Eva Longoria | ... | Teri Hatcher |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Eva Longoria |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Nicolette Sheridan |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Marcia Cross |
| Bill Hader | ... | Mark |
| Andy Samberg | ... | assistant |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Leonard Kelly |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Felicity Huffman |
| Liz Cackowski | ... | assistant |
| Commercial |
| Eva Longoria | ... | Gwendolyn |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | R. Kelly |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Gurgon |
| Commercial |
| Eva Longoria | ... | Helga |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Rolf |
| Will Forte | ... | Klaus Still |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jorgen |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bill Hader | ... | Fritz |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Eva Longoria | 9 | 2 | |||
| Korn | 2 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 7 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Rachel Dratch | 6 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Will Forte | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 4 | 3 | 2 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Finesse Mitchell | 2 | 2 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 8 | 1 | 5 | ||
| Amy Poehler | 9 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Maya Rudolph | |||||
| Horatio Sanz | 3 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Bill Hader | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Andy Samberg | 3 | ||||
| Jason Sudeikis | 4 | 1 | |||
| Kristen Wiig | 7 | 3 | 3 | ||
| Liz Cackowski | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 5 | 5 | |||
| Nick Kenkel | 1 | ||||
| John Lutz | 1 | ||||
| Akiva Schaffer | 1 | 1 | |||
| Danny Lee | 1 | ||||
| 94 | 6 | 26 | 16 | 2 |