| Cold Opening | Special Report |
| Award Show | The Spammies |
| Show | Vincent Price's Thanksgiving Special 1958 |
| Musical Performance | "Twisted Transistor" |
| Sketch | What Really Happened At The "Desperate Housewives" Vanity Fair Photo Shoot |
| Musical Performance | "Freak On A Leash" |
| Cold Opening | Special Report |
| Fred Armisen | ... | David Gregory |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Brit Hume |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wolf Blitzer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Norah O'Donnell |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Terry Moran |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Don Pardo Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ||
| Horatio Sanz | ||
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Mary Alice Voice |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Officer Peter Venelli |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | wife |
| Will Forte | ... | husband |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Ed Lover |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Spencer Mason |
| Amy Poehler | ... | wife |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | husband |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Doctor Dré |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | husband |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Award Show | The Spammies |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Rita Rudner |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | winner |
| Amy Poehler | ... | terminally sick boy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | wealthy Nigerian |
| Bill Hader | ... | Peter Gallagher |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Megan Mullally |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | DJ Dimitrios |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Tiara Zee |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Tres Latraj |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | D.J. Dynasty Handbag |
| Bill Hader | ... | DJ Frontal Assault |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nick Kenkel | ... | dancer |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Frank |
| Will Forte | ... | agent |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Ashley |
| Andy Samberg | ... | boyfriend |
| John Lutz | ... | teacher |
| Sketch |
| Will Forte | ... | Jerry |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Dan Needler |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sally Needler |
| Andy Samberg | ... | deejay |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guest |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | guest |
| Show | Vincent Price's Thanksgiving Special 1958 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Desi Arnaz |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Clark Gable |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Chesterfield dancer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Alfred Hitchcock |
| Bill Hader | ... | Vincent Price |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Judy Garland |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Jean Schmidt |
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Steve Jobs
Introduces new iPod models |
| Akiva Schaffer | ... | cover model Still |
| Sketch | What Really Happened At The "Desperate Housewives" Vanity Fair Photo Shoot |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Eva Longoria |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Nicolette Sheridan |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Marcia Cross |
| Bill Hader | ... | Mark |
| Andy Samberg | ... | assistant |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Leonard Kelly |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Felicity Huffman |
| Liz Cackowski | ... | assistant |
| Commercial |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | R. Kelly |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Gurgon |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Rolf |
| Will Forte | ... | Klaus Still |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jorgen |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bill Hader | ... | Fritz |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | What Really Happened At The "Desperate Housewives" Vanity Fair Photo Shoot |
| Cold Opening | Special Report |
| Fred Armisen | ... | David Gregory |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Brit Hume |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wolf Blitzer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Norah O'Donnell |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Terry Moran |
| Award Show | The Spammies |
| Show | Vincent Price's Thanksgiving Special 1958 |
| Weekend Update |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Jean Schmidt |
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Steve Jobs
Introduces new iPod models |
| Sketch | What Really Happened At The "Desperate Housewives" Vanity Fair Photo Shoot |
| Cold Opening | Special Report |
| Fred Armisen | ... | David Gregory |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Brit Hume |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wolf Blitzer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Norah O'Donnell |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Terry Moran |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Eva Longoria | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Don Pardo Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ||
| Horatio Sanz | ||
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Mary Alice Voice |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Officer Peter Venelli |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | wife |
| Will Forte | ... | husband |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Ed Lover |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Spencer Mason |
| Amy Poehler | ... | wife |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | husband |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Doctor Dré |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | husband |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Award Show | The Spammies |
| Eva Longoria | ... | Jennifer Haas |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Rita Rudner |
| Chris Parnell | ... | winner |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | terminally sick boy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | wealthy Nigerian |
| Bill Hader | ... | Peter Gallagher |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Megan Mullally |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Eva Longoria | ... | Ms. Drama Martinez |
| Fred Armisen | ... | DJ Dimitrios |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Tiara Zee |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Tres Latraj |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | D.J. Dynasty Handbag |
| Bill Hader | ... | DJ Frontal Assault |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nick Kenkel | ... | dancer |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Frank |
| Will Forte | ... | agent |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Ashley |
| Andy Samberg | ... | boyfriend |
| John Lutz | ... | teacher |
| Sketch |
| Eva Longoria | ... | Claire Ravino |
| Will Forte | ... | Jerry |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Dan Needler |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sally Needler |
| Andy Samberg | ... | deejay |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guest |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | guest |
| Show | Vincent Price's Thanksgiving Special 1958 |
| Eva Longoria | ... | Lucille Ball |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Desi Arnaz |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Clark Gable |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Chesterfield dancer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Alfred Hitchcock |
| Bill Hader | ... | Vincent Price |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Judy Garland |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕The stage lights go dark as Kristen Wiig talks to the George Washington portrait.
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Jean Schmidt |
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Steve Jobs
Introduces new iPod models |
| Akiva Schaffer | ... | cover model Still |
| Sketch | What Really Happened At The "Desperate Housewives" Vanity Fair Photo Shoot |
| Eva Longoria | ... | Teri Hatcher |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Eva Longoria |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Nicolette Sheridan |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Marcia Cross |
| Bill Hader | ... | Mark |
| Andy Samberg | ... | assistant |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Leonard Kelly |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Felicity Huffman |
| Liz Cackowski | ... | assistant |
| Commercial |
| Eva Longoria | ... | Gwendolyn |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | R. Kelly |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Gurgon |
| Commercial |
| Eva Longoria | ... | Helga |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Rolf |
| Will Forte | ... | Klaus Still |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jorgen |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bill Hader | ... | Fritz |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Eva Longoria | 9 | 2 | |||
| Korn | 2 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 7 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Rachel Dratch | 6 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Will Forte | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 4 | 3 | 2 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Finesse Mitchell | 2 | 2 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 8 | 1 | 5 | ||
| Amy Poehler | 9 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Maya Rudolph | |||||
| Horatio Sanz | 3 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Bill Hader | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Andy Samberg | 3 | ||||
| Jason Sudeikis | 4 | 1 | |||
| Kristen Wiig | 7 | 3 | 3 | ||
| Liz Cackowski | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 5 | 5 | |||
| Nick Kenkel | 1 | ||||
| John Lutz | 1 | ||||
| Akiva Schaffer | 1 | 1 | |||
| 93 | 6 | 26 | 16 | 2 |