| Aired: | 11.19.2005 (3 / 16) |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Officer Peter Venelli |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | wife |
| Will Forte | ... | husband |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer (voice) |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Ed Lover |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Spencer Mason |
| Amy Poehler | ... | wife |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | husband |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | husband |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Doctor Dré |