| Award Show | The Spammies |
| Eva Longoria | ... | Jennifer Haas |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Rita Rudner |
| Bill Hader | ... | Peter Gallagher |
| Chris Parnell | ... | winner |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | terminally sick boy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | wealthy Nigerian |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Megan Mullally |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |