Weekend Update

1975-1977

Weekend Update

1977-1978

Weekend Update

1978-1980

Weekend Update

1980-1981

SNL Newsbreak

1981-1982

Saturday Night News

1982-1985

Weekend Update

1985-1991

Weekend Update

1991-1994

Weekend Update

1994-1997

Weekend Update

1998-2000

Weekend Update

2000-2004

Weekend Update

2004-2006

Weekend Update

2006-2008

Weekend Update

2009-2013

Weekend Update

2013-2014

Weekend Update

2014-2024

Chevy Chase

1975-1976

"I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not."

"Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow."

Jane Curtin

1976-1980

"Here now the news. Our top story tonight."

"That's the news. Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow."

Dan Aykroyd

1977-1978

Bill Murray

1978-1980

Charles Rocket

1980-1981

"Good night and watch out."

Gail Matthius

1981

Brian Doyle-Murray

1981-1982

"Good night and good news."

Mary Gross

1981-1982

Christine Ebersole

1982

Brad Hall

1982-1983

Joe Piscopo

1984

Billy Crystal

1984

Christopher Guest

1984-1985

Dennis Miller

1985-1991

"Good evening. What can I tell you?"

"That's the news, and I am outta here."

Kevin Nealon

1991-1994

"I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me."

Norm MacDonald

1994-1997

"I'm Norm MacDonald, and now, the fake news. Our top story tonight."

"And that's the way it is, folks. Good night."

Colin Quinn

1998-2000

"That's my story and I'm stickin' to it."

Jimmy Fallon

2000-2004

Tina Fey

2000-2006

"Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow."

Amy Poehler

2004-2008

Horatio Sanz

2005

Seth Meyers

2006-2014

Cecily Strong

2013-2014

Colin Jost

2014-2024

Michael Che

2014-2024

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