| Cold Opening | Therapy |
| Sketch | Press Junket |
| Show | Accruing Equity And Making Hot, Sweet Love |
| Sketch | Drill Sergeant |
| Sketch | Mango & Kiwi |
| Sketch | Happy Birthday Grandma |
| Musical Performance | "Save Tonight" |
| Sketch | Felicity |
| Sketch | Dr. Laura |
| Sketch | Bachelor Party |
| Sketch | Press Junket |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mack North |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Fred Peete Still |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Accruing Equity And Making Hot, Sweet Love |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Lawrence Greekmont |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Paula Only |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mack North |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Fred Peete |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Drill Sergeant |
| Will Ferrell | ... | sergeant |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Riley |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | soldier |
| Chris Parnell | ... | soldier |
| Sketch | Mango & Kiwi |
| Will Ferrell | ... | dentist |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Matt Damon Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | answering machine voice Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mango |
| Tim Meadows | ||
| Tim Meadows | ... | Backstreet Boy Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | John |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Backstreet Boy Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Leonardo DiCaprio Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Harvey |
| Steve Higgins | ... | club announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mack North |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Fred Peete Still |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Dr. Laura |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Kendall /caller Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Dr. Laura Schlessinger |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Cedric /caller Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Janine /caller Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Bachelor Party |
| Will Ferrell | ... | guy |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | guy |
| Chris Kattan | ... | guy |
| Tim Meadows | ... | guy |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | guy |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | guy |
| Chris Parnell | ... | guy |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | guy |
| Sketch | Press Junket |
| Sketch | Press Junket |
| David Spade | ... | Jess |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Diane Sawyer |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Phil Donahue |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Oprah Winfrey |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Howard Stern |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Larry Flynt |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mack North |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Fred Peete Still |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Accruing Equity And Making Hot, Sweet Love |
| David Spade | ... | Patrick Jexson |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Lawrence Greekmont |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Paula Only |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mack North |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Fred Peete |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Drill Sergeant |
| David Spade | ... | Petersen |
| Will Ferrell | ... | sergeant |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Riley |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | soldier |
| Chris Parnell | ... | soldier |
| Sketch | Mango & Kiwi |
| David Spade | ... | Kiwi |
| Chris Rock | ||
| Will Ferrell | ... | dentist |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Matt Damon Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | answering machine voice Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mango |
| Tim Meadows | ||
| Tim Meadows | ... | Backstreet Boy Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | John |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Backstreet Boy Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Leonardo DiCaprio Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Harvey |
| Steve Higgins | ... | club announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mack North |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Fred Peete Still |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| David Spade | ||
| Wally Feresten |
| Sketch | Dr. Laura |
| David Spade | ... | Deryk Schlessinger |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Kendall /caller Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Dr. Laura Schlessinger |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Cedric /caller Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Janine /caller Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Bachelor Party |
| David Spade | ... | Shane |
| Will Ferrell | ... | guy |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | guy |
| Chris Kattan | ... | guy |
| Tim Meadows | ... | guy |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | guy |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | guy |
| Chris Parnell | ... | guy |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | guy |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| David Spade | 10 | 1 | |||
| Eagle-Eye Cherry | 1 | ||||
| Chris Rock | 1 | ||||
| Brad Pitt | 1 | ||||
| Will Ferrell | 9 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | 4 | 2 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 5 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 6 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Tracy Morgan | 3 | ||||
| Cheri Oteri | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | ||||
| Molly Shannon | 2 | 2 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 3 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Chris Parnell | 7 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Wally Feresten | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 4 | 4 | |||
| 66 | 2 | 12 | 15 | 2 |