| Sketch | Press Junket |
| David Spade | ... | Jess |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Diane Sawyer |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Phil Donahue |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Oprah Winfrey |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Howard Stern |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Larry Flynt |