| Cold Opening | Rooftop Battle |
| Cartoon | Heteroy |
| Musical Performance | "Thank U" |
| Show | Real Stories of the Highway Patrol |
| Musical Performance | "Baba" |
| Sketch | Living With His Parents |
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon |
Song ParodiesTrick-or-treating | |
| Chris Kattan | ... |
Yasser Arafat
Commentary on the Wye River accord |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Benjamin Netanyahu |
| Show | Real Stories of the Highway Patrol |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Tom Martin |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Maury Hannigan |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Vance |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jesus |
| Commercial |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Rich Little |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Howard Hughes |
| Chris Parnell | ... | pianist |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Chris Kattan | ... |
Yasser Arafat
Commentary on the Wye River accord |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Benjamin Netanyahu |
| Show |
| Ben Stiller | ... | Hal Lieberman |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Gayle Gleason |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Helen Madden |
⁕At dress rehearsal, Molly Shannon accidentally tipped backward in her chair after kicking her leg up. This portion of the sketch is shown in reruns.
| Cartoon | Heteroy |
| Andy Daly | ... | guy Voice |
| Cary Prusa | ... | guy Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | narrator Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Roy Fletcher Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon |
Song ParodiesTrick-or-treating | |
| Chris Kattan | ... |
Yasser Arafat
Commentary on the Wye River accord |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Benjamin Netanyahu |
| Sketch |
| Ben Stiller | ... | John |
| Jennifer S. Rose | ... | kid |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Pam |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Josh Zimmerman |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Laura Zimmerman |
| Show | Real Stories of the Highway Patrol |
| Ben Stiller | ... | Mike Berger |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Tom Martin |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Maury Hannigan |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Vance |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jesus |
| Sketch | Living With His Parents |
| Ben Stiller | ... | Kevin |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | mother |
| Chris Parnell | ... | father |
| Commercial |
| Ben Stiller | ... | Steve Wynn |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Rich Little |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Howard Hughes |
| Chris Parnell | ... | pianist |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ben Stiller | 10 | 2 | |||
| Alanis Morissette | 2 | ||||
| David Cone | 1 | ||||
| Chili Davis | 1 | ||||
| Graeme Lloyd | 1 | ||||
| Tino Martinez | 1 | ||||
| Jennifer S. Rose | 1 | ||||
| David Wells | 1 | ||||
| Andy Daly | 1 | 1 | |||
| Cary Prusa | 1 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 4 | 2 | |||
| Ana Gasteyer | 3 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 8 | 3 | 5 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 3 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Tim Meadows | 4 | ||||
| Tracy Morgan | |||||
| Cheri Oteri | 1 | 1 | |||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | ||||
| Molly Shannon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 2 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 2 | ||||
| Horatio Sanz | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 2 | |||
| 53 | 4 | 10 | 10 |