| Cold Opening | Opposites Attract |
| Award Show | VH1 Spirituality Awards |
| Sketch | Trial |
| Musical Performance | "Hands" |
| Show | Learning With Jennifer Tilly |
| Musical Performance | "Down So Long" |
| Show | Tarmac Talk |
| Cold Opening | Opposites Attract |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Bob Livingston |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Newt Gingrich Live |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | businessman |
| Tim Meadows | ... | beggar |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | clerk |
| Chris Parnell | ... | businessman |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | beggar |
| Robert Carlock | ... | waiter |
| Award Show | VH1 Spirituality Awards |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Jesus |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Calista Flockhart |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Andy Dick |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Will Smith |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Maya Angelou |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Alanis Morissette |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Courtney Love |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Marilyn Manson |
| Sketch | Trial |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Suel Forrester |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Judge G. Jones |
| Molly Shannon | ... | stenographer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Steven Harris |
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... |
Collette Reardon
Commentary on new painkillers |
| Show | Learning With Jennifer Tilly |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Jennifer Tilly |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | French Stewart |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Mary Faith |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Ginger Lee |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Elizabeth |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | patron |
| Show | Tarmac Talk |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Greg Hankertee |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jerry Seinfeld |
| Cold Opening | Opposites Attract |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Bob Livingston |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Newt Gingrich Live |
| Award Show | VH1 Spirituality Awards |
| Cold Opening | Opposites Attract |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Bob Livingston |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Newt Gingrich Live |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | businessman |
| Tim Meadows | ... | beggar |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | clerk |
| Chris Parnell | ... | businessman |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | beggar |
| Robert Carlock | ... | waiter |
| Commercial |
| Joan Allen | ... | Martha's mother |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Martha Stewart |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Award Show | VH1 Spirituality Awards |
| Joan Allen | ... | Madonna |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Jesus |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Calista Flockhart |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Andy Dick |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Will Smith |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Maya Angelou |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Alanis Morissette |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Courtney Love |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Marilyn Manson |
⁕A subtitle graphic used for the Harry Caray sketch later in the episode is displayed when Cheri Oteri enters as Alanis Morissette.
| Sketch | Trial |
| Joan Allen | ... | Ms. Wallace |
| John Goodman | ... | Nathan Barnett |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Suel Forrester |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Judge G. Jones |
| Molly Shannon | ... | stenographer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Steven Harris |
| Andy Murphy | ... | spectator |
| Show |
| Joan Allen | ... | Linda Ham |
| Howard Reig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Harry Caray |
| Dennis McNicholas | ... | Pete |
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... |
Collette Reardon
Commentary on new painkillers |
| Show | Learning With Jennifer Tilly |
| Joan Allen | ||
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Jennifer Tilly |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | French Stewart |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
♬The Nite Hawks - "Chicken Grabber"
| Sketch |
| Joan Allen | ... | Betty Lynn |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Mary Faith |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Ginger Lee |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Elizabeth |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | patron |
| Show | Tarmac Talk |
| Joan Allen | ... | Debs McCallum |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Greg Hankertee |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jerry Seinfeld |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Joan Allen | 8 | 2 | |||
| Jewel | 2 | ||||
| John Goodman | 1 | ||||
| Howard Reig | 1 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 5 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Ana Gasteyer | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Darrell Hammond | 5 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tim Meadows | 4 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | 1 | |||
| Cheri Oteri | 4 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | ||||
| Molly Shannon | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | 5 | 3 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 1 | ||||
| Robert Carlock | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Dennis McNicholas | 1 | 1 | |||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 55 | 7 | 17 | 9 |