| Sketch | Dr. Laura |
| David Spade | ... | Deryk Schlessinger |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Kendall /caller Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Dr. Laura Schlessinger |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Cedric /caller Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Janine /caller Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Patti LaBelle - "New Attitude"