| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Show | A Woman Exploited: The Madonna & Tom Arnold Story |
| Show | Rescue 911 |
| Musical Performance | "When I Come Around" |
| Sketch | Skimpy's Frozen Yogurt |
| Show | Civil War Memories Ordinary Americans Who Never Completed High School Look Back At The War Between The States |
| Sketch | Multiple Personalities |
| Musical Performance | "Geek Stink Breath" |
| Sketch | Funny Strange |
| Show | Lock-Up With Bobby Blake |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | reporter |
| Michael McKean | ... | reporter |
| Mike Myers | ... | Jesse Helms Live |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | reporter |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Chris Elliott | ... | John Liland |
| Chris Farley | ... | Tom Manley |
| Michael McKean | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Hugh Stockton |
| Show | A Woman Exploited: The Madonna & Tom Arnold Story |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | secretary Voice |
| Chris Farley | ... | Tom Arnold |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Madonna |
| Michael McKean | ... | announcer Voice |
| Michael McKean | ... | producer |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Antoine |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | priest |
| David Spade | ... | producer |
| Show | Rescue 911 |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | caller Voice |
| Chris Elliott | ... | operator |
| Chris Farley | ... | choking man |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | operator Voice |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | wife |
| Michael McKean | ... | Patrick Stewart |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Geordi |
| Jay Mohr | ... | caller Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| David Spade |
Commentary on the baseball and hockey strikes | |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... |
Naomi Green /ACLU member Commentary on the death of Jeffrey Dahmer |
| Adam Sandler |
Song"The Chanukah Song" |
| Sketch | Skimpy's Frozen Yogurt |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | customer |
| Michael McKean | ... | clerk |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | customer |
| Show | Civil War Memories Ordinary Americans Who Never Completed High School Look Back At The War Between The States |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Denise Thompkins |
| Chris Farley | ... | Craig Schenk |
| Michael McKean | ... | narrator Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Damon Watson |
| Mike Myers | ... | Rajneesh Singh |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Richard Panero |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Eric Milligan |
| Jay Mohr | ... | James Barone |
| Sketch | Funny Strange |
| Chris Elliott | ... | Lazlo |
| Chris Elliott | ... | Lyle |
| Chris Farley | ... | customer |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | customer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | customer |
| Show | Lock-Up With Bobby Blake |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Tammy |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Cheryl Houston |
| Michael McKean | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | guard |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | Bobby Blake |
| Show | Civil War Memories Ordinary Americans Who Never Completed High School Look Back At The War Between The States |
| Jay Mohr | ... | James Barone#2 |
| Show | A Woman Exploited: The Madonna & Tom Arnold Story |
| Roseanne | ... | Rosie O'Donnell |
| Chris Farley | ... | Tom Arnold#3 |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Madonna |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | reporter |
| Michael McKean | ... | reporter |
| Mike Myers | ... | Jesse Helms Live |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | reporter |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Murphy | ... | reporter |
| Commercial |
| Roseanne | ... | Karen Shelton |
| Chris Elliott | ... | John Liland |
| Chris Farley | ... | Tom Manley |
| Michael McKean | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Hugh Stockton |
| Show | A Woman Exploited: The Madonna & Tom Arnold Story |
| Roseanne | ... | Rosie O'Donnell |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | secretary Voice |
| Chris Farley | ... | Tom Arnold#3 |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Madonna |
| Michael McKean | ... | producer |
| Michael McKean | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Antoine |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | priest |
| David Spade | ... | producer |
♬Yaz - "Situation"
| Show | Rescue 911 |
| Roseanne | ... | operator |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | caller Voice |
| Chris Elliott | ... | operator |
| Chris Farley | ... | choking man |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | wife |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | operator Voice |
| Michael McKean | ... | Patrick Stewart |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Geordi |
| Jay Mohr | ... | caller Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| David Spade |
Commentary on the baseball and hockey strikes | |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... |
Naomi Green /ACLU member Commentary on the death of Jeffrey Dahmer |
| Adam Sandler |
Song"The Chanukah Song" |
| Sketch | Skimpy's Frozen Yogurt |
| Roseanne | ... | customer |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | customer |
| Michael McKean | ... | clerk |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | customer |
| Show | Civil War Memories Ordinary Americans Who Never Completed High School Look Back At The War Between The States |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Denise Thompkins |
| Chris Farley | ... | Craig Schenk |
| Michael McKean | ... | narrator Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Damon Watson |
| Mike Myers | ... | Rajneesh Singh |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Richard Panero |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Eric Milligan |
| Jay Mohr | ... | James Barone#2 |
| Sketch | Funny Strange |
| Chris Elliott | ... | Lazlo |
| Chris Elliott | ... | Lyle |
| Chris Farley | ... | customer |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | customer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | customer |
| Stephen Holland | ... | Lyle |
| Show | Lock-Up With Bobby Blake |
| Roseanne | ... | Pauline |
| Rip Taylor | ||
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Tammy |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Cheryl Houston |
| Michael McKean | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | guard |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | Bobby Blake |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Roseanne | 7 | 1 | |||
| Green Day | 2 | ||||
| Rip Taylor | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 2 | 2 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 6 | 2 | |||
| Chris Elliott | 3 | ||||
| Chris Farley | 5 | 1 | |||
| Janeane Garofalo | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Norm MacDonald | 2 | ||||
| Michael McKean | 8 | 1 | 4 | ||
| Tim Meadows | 4 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 2 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 6 | ||||
| Adam Sandler | 2 | ||||
| David Spade | 2 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Laura Kightlinger | 2 | ||||
| Jay Mohr | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Stephen Holland | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 65 | 1 | 5 | 11 |