| Show | Rescue 911 |
| Roseanne | ... | operator |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | caller Voice |
| Chris Elliott | ... | operator |
| Chris Farley | ... | choking man |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | wife |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | operator Voice |
| Michael McKean | ... | Patrick Stewart |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Geordi |
| Jay Mohr | ... | caller Voice |