| Aired: | 12.03.1994 (6 / 15) |
| Roseanne | ... | operator |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | caller (voice) |
| Chris Elliott | ... | operator |
| Chris Farley | ... | choking man |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | wife |
| Michael McKean | ... | Patrick Stewart |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Geordi |
| Jay Mohr | ... | caller (voice) |