| Aired: | 12.03.1994 (10 / 15) |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Denise Thompkins |
| Chris Farley | ... | Craig Schenk |
| Michael McKean | ... | narrator (voice) |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Damon Watson |
| Jay Mohr | ... | James Barone |
| Mike Myers | ... | Rajneesh Singh |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Richard Panero |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Eric Milligan |