| Show | Civil War Memories |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Denise Thompkins |
| Chris Farley | ... | Craig Schenk |
| Michael McKean | ... | narrator Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Damon Watson |
| Jay Mohr | ... | James Barone |
| Mike Myers | ... | Rajneesh Singh |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Richard Panero |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Eric Milligan |