| Cold Opening | The Crying Game |
| Sketch | The Rain People “It's Nobody's Fault” |
| Sketch | Bad News |
| Musical Performance | "Somebody To Shove" |
| Show | MTV Spring Break U.K. '93 |
| Musical Performance | "Black Gold" |
| Film | Dieter's Dream |
| Sketch | Jack McManus Bar |
| Sketch | The Rain People “It's Nobody's Fault” |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ryan Fletcher |
| Mike Myers | ... | Jerry |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | guest |
| Rob Schneider | ... | director |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Whoopi Goldberg |
| David Spade | ... | Michael J. Fox |
| Joe Dicso | ... | marker |
| Commercial |
| Chris Farley | ... | client |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Barry Green |
| Rob Schneider | ... | client |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | client |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Kevin Nealon |
Subliminal EditorialDavid Koresh | |
| Rob Schneider |
Commentary on the educational value of cartoons |
| Show | MTV Spring Break U.K. '93 |
| Chris Farley | ... | Simon Le Bon |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dame Edna |
| Mike Myers | ... | Prince Andrew |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | hooligan |
| Rob Schneider | ... | hooligan |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Tabitha Soren |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | hooligan |
| Tim Meadows | ... | hooligan |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Pauly Shore |
| David Spade | ... | Denis Leary |
| Steve Koren | ... | hooligan |
| John Zonars | ... | hooligan |
| Commercial |
| Chris Rock | ... | magician |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | assistant |
| Tim Meadows | ... | magician |
| Warren Hutcherson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Jack McManus Bar |
| Chris Farley | ... | Jack McManus |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | patron |
| Rob Schneider | ... | patron |
| Robert Smigel | ... | patron |
| Terry Turner | ... | patron |
| Sketch | The Rain People “It's Nobody's Fault” |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Whoopi Goldberg#2 |
| David Spade | ... | Michael J. Fox#4 |
| Show | MTV Spring Break U.K. '93 |
| Chris Farley | ... | Simon Le Bon |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dame Edna |
| Mike Myers | ... | Prince Andrew |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Tabitha Soren |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Pauly Shore |
| David Spade | ... | Denis Leary |
| Cold Opening | The Crying Game |
| Miranda Richardson | ... | Jude |
| Stephen Rea | ... | Fergus |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Pat#12 Live |
⁕In reruns, some alternate camera angles are used.
| Commercial |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Barry Green |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | lawyer |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | client |
| Sketch | The Rain People “It's Nobody's Fault” |
| Miranda Richardson | ... | Diana |
| Joel Godard | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ryan Fletcher |
| Mike Myers | ... | Jerry |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | guest |
| Rob Schneider | ... | director |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Whoopi Goldberg#2 |
| David Spade | ... | Michael J. Fox#4 |
| Joe Dicso | ... | marker |
| Commercial |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Farley | ... | client |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Barry Green |
| Rob Schneider | ... | client |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | client |
⁕This commercial parody originally appeared at the 01.16.1993 dress rehearsal.
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Kevin Nealon |
Subliminal EditorialDavid Koresh | |
| Rob Schneider |
Commentary on the educational value of cartoons |
⁕During his commentary, Rob Schneider realizes that one of the lines he delivered didn't make sense. He ad-libs "That's what it said", blaming his mistake on the cue card.
♬"The Ride of the Valkyries"
| Show | MTV Spring Break U.K. '93 |
| Miranda Richardson | ... | hooligan |
| Chris Farley | ... | Simon Le Bon |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dame Edna |
| Mike Myers | ... | Prince Andrew |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | hooligan |
| Rob Schneider | ... | hooligan |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Tabitha Soren |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | hooligan |
| Tim Meadows | ... | hooligan |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Pauly Shore |
| David Spade | ... | Denis Leary |
| Steve Koren | ... | hooligan |
| John Zonars | ... | hooligan |
| Commercial |
| Chris Rock | ... | magician |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | assistant |
| Tim Meadows | ... | magician |
| Warren Hutcherson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film | Dieter's Dream |
| Miranda Richardson | ... | Exclamation Point |
| Miranda Richardson | ... | mother |
| Marv Albert | ... | father |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Susan#2 |
| Mike Myers | ... | Dieter#12 |
| Tom Schiller | ... | caribou Voice |
♬Jerry Goldsmith - "The Invaders"
| Sketch | Jack McManus Bar |
| Miranda Richardson | ... | Margaret |
| Chris Farley | ... | Jack McManus |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | patron |
| Rob Schneider | ... | patron |
| Robert Smigel | ... | patron |
| Terry Turner | ... | patron |
| Andy Murphy | ... | patron |
⁕In reruns, some alternate camera angles are used.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Miranda Richardson | 7 | ||||
| Soul Asylum | 2 | ||||
| Stephen Rea | 1 | ||||
| Buddy Guy | 1 | ||||
| Marv Albert | 1 | ||||
| Joel Godard | 1 | 1 | |||
| John Henry Kurtz | 2 | 2 | |||
| Chris Farley | 4 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 9 | 1 | 1 | 3 | |
| Mike Myers | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kevin Nealon | 5 | ||||
| Chris Rock | 1 | ||||
| Rob Schneider | 7 | 1 | |||
| Julia Sweeney | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 3 | 1 | |||
| Melanie Hutsell | 1 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 3 | ||||
| Adam Sandler | 2 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | 2 | 2 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | ||||
| Joe Dicso | 1 | ||||
| Jack Handey | 2 | 2 | |||
| Warren Hutcherson | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Koren | 1 | ||||
| Tom Schiller | 1 | 1 | |||
| Terry Turner | 1 | ||||
| John Zonars | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 70 | 3 | 9 | 10 |