| Cold Opening | Summit |
| Sketch | Woody Allen Fan Club |
| Musical Performance | "Steam" |
| Sketch | Food Union |
| Sketch | Weak Crime Boss |
| Show | Tales of Irony |
| Musical Performance | "In Your Eyes" |
| Sketch | Black Coworkers |
| Cold Opening | Summit |
| Chris Farley | ... | Boris Yeltsin |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Mike Myers | ... | George Stephanopoulos |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Naina Yeltsin Live |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Norma Quarles |
| Commercial |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | executive |
| Rob Schneider | ... | spokesperson |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Mrs. Collier |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | secretary |
| Ian Maxtone-Graham | ... | employee |
| Sketch | Woody Allen Fan Club |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Martin |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Steve |
| David Spade | ... | Andrew Breckman |
| Robert Smigel | ... | member |
| Sketch | Hub's Gyros |
| Chris Farley | ... | Hub's Gyros employee |
| Phil Hartman | ... | owner Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | patron |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Hub's Gyros employee |
| Tim Meadows | ... | patron |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Helios |
| David Spade | ... | patron |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Hub's Gyros employee |
| Sketch | Food Union |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Coleman |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Randy |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | customer |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Canteen Boy |
| Commercial |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Rock | ... | Eddie Murphy |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Mary J. Blige |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Billy Dee Williams |
| Show | Tales of Irony |
| Chris Farley | ... | Fred |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Al |
| Rob Schneider | ... | prospector |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Eve |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | date |
| David Spade | ... | date |
| Sketch | Black Coworkers |
| Chris Rock | ... | Raymond |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Pam |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Denise |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Sharon |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Darnell |
| David Spade | ... | Steve |
| Warren Hutcherson | ... | priest |
| Sketch | Hub's Gyros |
| Chris Farley | ... | Hub's Gyros employee#1 |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Hub's Gyros employee#1 |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Helios#1 |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Hub's Gyros employee#1 |
| Cold Opening | Summit |
| Chris Farley | ... | Boris Yeltsin |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton#11 |
| Mike Myers | ... | George Stephanopoulos#1 |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Naina Yeltsin Live |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Norma Quarles |
| Cold Opening | Summit |
| Chris Farley | ... | Boris Yeltsin |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton#11 |
| Mike Myers | ... | George Stephanopoulos#1 |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Naina Yeltsin Live |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Norma Quarles |
⁕Part of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Commercial |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | executive |
| Rob Schneider | ... | spokesperson |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Mrs. Collier |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | secretary |
| Ian Maxtone-Graham | ... | employee |
| Sketch | Woody Allen Fan Club |
| Jason Alexander | ... | chairman |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Martin |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Steve |
| David Spade | ... | Andrew Breckman |
| Robert Smigel | ... | member |
⁕Andrew Breckman is the name of a writer.
| Sketch | Hub's Gyros |
| Jason Alexander | ... | patron |
| Chris Farley | ... | Hub's Gyros employee#1 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | owner Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | patron |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Hub's Gyros employee#1 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | patron |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Helios#1 |
| David Spade | ... | patron |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Hub's Gyros employee#1 |
⁕The beginning of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | Food Union |
| Jason Alexander | ... | Mark |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Coleman |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Randy |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | customer |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Canteen Boy#2 |
♬Eric Clapton - "Layla"
♬America - "Tin Man"
| Sketch | Weak Crime Boss |
| Jason Alexander | ... | Frank D'Angelo |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Tony |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Nick |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Marcus |
| Commercial |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Rock | ... | Eddie Murphy |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Mary J. Blige |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Billy Dee Williams#2 |
♬Sade - "No Ordinary Love"
| Show | Tales of Irony |
| Jason Alexander | ... | host |
| Chris Farley | ... | Fred |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Al |
| Rob Schneider | ... | prospector |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Eve |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | date |
| David Spade | ... | date |
⁕In reruns, the date scene is replaced with the dress rehearsal version, as well as the closing shot of the sketch.
| Sketch | Black Coworkers |
| Jason Alexander | ... | Jeff |
| Chris Rock | ... | Raymond |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Pam |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Denise |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Sharon |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Darnell |
| David Spade | ... | Steve |
| Warren Hutcherson | ... | priest |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jason Alexander | 7 | ||||
| Peter Gabriel | 2 | ||||
| Joy Askew | 2 | ||||
| Manu Katche | 2 | ||||
| Tony Levin | 2 | ||||
| David Rhodes | 2 | ||||
| L. Shankar | 2 | ||||
| Chris Farley | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Phil Hartman | 9 | 1 | 6 | ||
| Mike Myers | 2 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 5 | ||||
| Chris Rock | 2 | 1 | |||
| Rob Schneider | 5 | 1 | |||
| Julia Sweeney | 5 | 1 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 3 | 2 | |||
| Melanie Hutsell | 3 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 4 | 1 | |||
| Adam Sandler | 2 | 2 | |||
| David Spade | 4 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jack Handey | 4 | 4 | |||
| Warren Hutcherson | 1 | ||||
| Ian Maxtone-Graham | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| 76 | 6 | 8 | 10 |