| Cold Opening | Recurring Characters for Unity |
| Sketch | La Cantoria |
| Show | The Montel Williams Show |
| Miscellaneous | Backstage |
| Musical Performance | "Are You Gonna Go My Way" |
| Sketch | Originals |
| Sketch | Bad Taste Sketches |
| Musical Performance | "Always On The Run" |
| Show | Stop This Craziness! |
| Film | While The City Sweeps |
| Cold Opening | Recurring Characters for Unity |
| Chris Farley | ... | Todd O'Connor |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz |
| Chris Rock | ... | Nat X |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Pat |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Queen Shenequa |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Jan Brady |
| Tim Meadows | Live | |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Cajun Man |
| David Spade | ||
| Robert Smigel | ... | Carl Wollarski |
| Al Franken | ... | Stuart Smalley |
| Sketch | La Cantoria |
| Chris Farley | ... | Marco |
| Mike Myers | ... | Marcello |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Kirkpatrick |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Carlo |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Fabio |
| Show | The Montel Williams Show |
| Chris Farley | ... | Brad |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Matthews |
| Mike Myers | ... | audience member |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | audience member |
| Chris Rock | ... | audience member |
| Rob Schneider | ... | audience member |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | audience member |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Janeane Matthews |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Montel Williams |
| Adam Sandler | ... | audience member |
| Michael Shoemaker | ... | audience member |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Chris Rock | ... |
Nipsey Russell
Commentary on the Rodney King verdict |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Opera Man |
| Sketch | Originals |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | customer |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | clerk |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | customer |
| David Spade | ... | Chad |
| Christine Zander | ... | customer |
| Sketch | Bad Taste Sketches |
| Chris Farley | ... | farmer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | host |
| Mike Myers | ... | evangelist |
| Rob Schneider | ... | farmer |
| Adam Sandler | ... | pig's husband |
| Show | Stop This Craziness! |
| Chris Farley | ... | Mrs. A. Kliwicki |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Mrs. A. B. Brown |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film | While The City Sweeps |
| Chris Farley | ... | Hal McCullough |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Johnston |
| Chris Rock | ... | Amos White |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Carlos |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Sonya Grabinski |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | cleaning lady |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | cleaning lady |
| Tim Meadows | ... | janitor |
| Adam Sandler | ... | janitor |
| Cold Opening | Recurring Characters for Unity |
| Chris Farley | ... | Todd O'Connor#8 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein#17 |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell#18 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz#19 |
| Chris Rock | ... | Nat X#8 |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer#11 |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Pat#13 |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Queen Shenequa#8 |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Jan Brady#5 |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Cajun Man#5 |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Carl Wollarski#9 |
| Al Franken | ... | Stuart Smalley#13 |
| Sketch | La Cantoria |
| Kirstie Alley | ... | Mrs. Kirkpatrick#2 |
| Chris Farley | ... | Marco#2 |
| Mike Myers | ... | Marcello#2 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Kirkpatrick#2 |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Carlo#2 |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Fabio#2 |
| Cold Opening | Recurring Characters for Unity |
| Chris Farley | ... | Todd O'Connor#8 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein#17 |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell#18 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz#19 |
| Chris Rock | ... | Nat X#8 |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer#11 |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Pat#13 |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Queen Shenequa#8 |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Jan Brady#5 |
| Tim Meadows | Live | |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Cajun Man#5 |
| David Spade | ||
| Robert Smigel | ... | Carl Wollarski#9 |
| Al Franken | ... | Stuart Smalley#13 |
| Sketch | La Cantoria |
| Kirstie Alley | ... | Mrs. Kirkpatrick#2 |
| Chris Farley | ... | Marco#2 |
| Mike Myers | ... | Marcello#2 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Kirkpatrick#2 |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Carlo#2 |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Fabio#2 |
| Show | The Montel Williams Show |
| Kirstie Alley | ... | audience member |
| Chris Farley | ... | Brad |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Matthews |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | audience member |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | audience member |
| Chris Rock | ... | audience member |
| Rob Schneider | ... | audience member |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | audience member |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Janeane Matthews |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Montel Williams |
| Adam Sandler | ... | audience member |
| Michael Shoemaker | ... | audience member |
| Andy Murphy | ... | audience member |
♬Whitney Houston - "I Will Always Love You"
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Chris Rock | ... |
Nipsey Russell#1 Commentary on the Rodney King verdict |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Opera Man#6 |
| Sketch | Originals |
| Kirstie Alley | ... | Saundra |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | customer |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | clerk |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | customer |
| David Spade | ... | Chad |
| Christine Zander | ... | customer |
| Sketch | Bad Taste Sketches |
| Chris Farley | ... | farmer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | host |
| Mike Myers | ... | evangelist |
| Rob Schneider | ... | farmer |
| Adam Sandler | ... | pig's husband |
| Show | Stop This Craziness! |
| Kirstie Alley | ... | Susan Powter |
| Chris Farley | ... | Mrs. A. Kliwicki |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Mrs. A. B. Brown |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch originally appeared at the 03.20.1993 dress rehearsal, in which Miranda Richardson played Susan Powter.
⁕Most of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Film | While The City Sweeps |
| Chris Farley | ... | Hal McCullough |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Johnston |
| Chris Rock | ... | Amos White |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Carlos |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Sonya Grabinski |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | cleaning lady |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | cleaning lady |
| Tim Meadows | ... | janitor |
| Adam Sandler | ... | janitor |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kirstie Alley | 7 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Lenny Kravitz | 2 | ||||
| Chris Farley | 7 | 2 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 6 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Mike Myers | 5 | 2 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 6 | 2 | |||
| Chris Rock | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Rob Schneider | 5 | 2 | |||
| Julia Sweeney | 4 | 1 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 5 | 2 | |||
| Melanie Hutsell | 5 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 3 | 1 | |||
| Adam Sandler | 7 | 3 | |||
| David Spade | 4 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | |||
| Joe Dicso | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Michael Shoemaker | 1 | ||||
| Christine Zander | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 78 | 20 | 3 | 4 |