| Sketch | Hub's Gyros |
| Jason Alexander | ... | patron |
| Chris Farley | ... | Hub's Gyros employee |
| Phil Hartman | ... | owner Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | patron |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Hub's Gyros employee |
| Tim Meadows | ... | patron |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Helios |
| David Spade | ... | patron |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Hub's Gyros employee |