| Sketch | The Rain People |
| Miranda Richardson | ... | Diana |
| Joel Godard | ... | announcer Voice |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Whoopi Goldberg |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ryan Fletcher |
| Mike Myers | ... | Jerry |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | guest |
| Rob Schneider | ... | director |
| David Spade | ... | Michael J. Fox |
| Joe Dicso | ... | marker |