| Aired: | 03.20.1993 (10 / 17) |
| Miranda Richardson | ... | hooligan |
| Chris Farley | ... | Simon Le Bon |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dame Edna |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | hooligan |
| Steve Koren | ... | hooligan |
| Tim Meadows | ... | hooligan |
| Mike Myers | ... | Prince Andrew |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | hooligan |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Pauly Shore |
| Rob Schneider | ... | hooligan |
| David Spade | ... | Denis Leary |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Tabitha Soren |
| John Zonars | ... | hooligan |