| Cold Opening | Panama |
| Show | Fishing with The Anal Retentive Sportsman |
| Musical Performance | "She Drives Me Crazy" |
| Sketch | Locker Room |
| Show | Point Blank |
| Musical Performance | "Good Thing" |
| Sketch | Waikiki Hockey |
| Cold Opening | Panama |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Jimmy Carter Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | narrator Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | soldier |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | soldier |
| Mike Myers | ... | soldier |
| Tom Davis | ... | soldier |
| Show | Fishing with The Anal Retentive Sportsman |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Eugene |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar |
| Phil Hartman | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George F. Will |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Cokie Roberts |
| Phil Hartman | ... | David Brinkley |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Sam Donaldson |
| Mike Myers | ... | father |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Phil Hartman | ... | Field of Dreams voice Voice |
| Al Franken |
Me, Al FrankenAl Franken's New Ideas | |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Moonlight Graham |
| Sketch | Locker Room |
| Dana Carvey | ... | John Travolta |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Brigitte Nielsen |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jack Nicholson |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Bette Davis |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Tina Yothers |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Sylvester Stallone |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Bruce |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | George Hamilton |
| Mike Myers | ... | Howie Mandel |
| Tom Davis | ... | Ed Begley Jr. |
| Show | Point Blank |
| Nora Dunn | ... | caller Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | caller Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Penny LeBlanc |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | caller Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | caller Voice |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | caller Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | audience member |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | caller Voice |
| Christine Zander | ... | caller Voice |
| Sketch | Waikiki Hockey |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Reginald |
| Phil Hartman | ... | game announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Bradford |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Ann-Margret /Kitten |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | busboy |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | busboy |
| Spike Feresten | ... | patron |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | drummer |
| John Zonars | ... | guitarist |
| Cold Opening | Panama |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Jimmy Carter Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | narrator Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | soldier |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | soldier |
| Mike Myers | ... | soldier |
| Tom Davis | ... | soldier |
| Show | Fishing with The Anal Retentive Sportsman |
| Wayne Gretzky | ||
| Phil Hartman | ... | Eugene |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Wayne Gretzky | ||
| Janet Jones | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar |
| Phil Hartman | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George F. Will |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Cokie Roberts |
| Phil Hartman | ... | David Brinkley |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Sam Donaldson |
| Mike Myers | ... | father |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Phil Hartman | ... | Field of Dreams voice Voice |
| Al Franken |
Me, Al FrankenAl Franken's New Ideas | |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Moonlight Graham |
♬Eurythmics - "I Need A Man"
| Sketch | Locker Room |
| Wayne Gretzky | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | John Travolta |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Brigitte Nielsen |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jack Nicholson |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Bette Davis |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Tina Yothers |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Sylvester Stallone |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Bruce |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | George Hamilton |
| Mike Myers | ... | Howie Mandel |
| Tom Davis | ... | Ed Begley Jr. |
| Show | Point Blank |
| Wayne Gretzky | ||
| Nora Dunn | ... | caller Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | caller Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Penny LeBlanc |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | caller Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | caller Voice |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | caller Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | audience member |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | caller Voice |
| Christine Zander | ... | caller Voice |
| Sketch | Waikiki Hockey |
| Wayne Gretzky | ... | Chad Gretzky |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Reginald |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Bradford |
| Phil Hartman | ... | game announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Ann-Margret /Kitten |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | busboy |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | busboy |
| Spike Feresten | ... | patron |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | drummer |
| John Zonars | ... | guitarist |
| Andy Murphy | ... | patron |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wayne Gretzky | 6 | ||||
| Fine Young Cannibals | 2 | ||||
| Janet Jones | 1 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 7 | 1 | 4 | ||
| Nora Dunn | 3 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Phil Hartman | 9 | 1 | 2 | 5 | |
| Jan Hooks | 2 | 2 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jon Lovitz | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Dennis Miller | 2 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tom Davis | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Spike Feresten | 1 | ||||
| Conan O'Brien | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Bonnie Turner | 1 | 1 | |||
| Christine Zander | 1 | 1 | |||
| John Zonars | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 61 | 3 | 16 | 13 |