| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Encore Presentation | Dancing in the Dark |
| Miscellaneous | To My Love |
| Musical Performance | "Runnin' Down a Dream" |
| Sketch | The New Coneheads |
| Miscellaneous | Get To Know Me |
| Musical Performance | "Free Fallin' |
| Miscellaneous | Sides |
| Show | Smokers Cable Network |
| Miscellaneous | Have A Bitchin' Summer |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | assistant |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz |
| Sketch |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Brenda Clark |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | instructor |
| Sketch | The New Coneheads |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Prymaat |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Beldar |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Connie |
| Lorne Michaels |
| Show | Smokers Cable Network |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Thelma Flemington |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Skip Marlowe |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Tina Lotar |
| Al Franken | ... | Chuck Upjohn |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Have A Bitchin' Summer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan |
| Miscellaneous | Have A Bitchin' Summer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein#8 |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto#8 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan#9 |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush#11 Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Encore Presentation | Dancing in the Dark |
| Show |
| Steve Martin | ... | Joseph |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans#10 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | assistant |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz#10 |
♬Richard Strauss - "Also sprach Zarathustra"
| Commercial |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Tammy Wynette |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | pianist |
| Sketch |
| Steve Martin | ... | owner |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Brenda Clark#1 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | instructor |
| Weekend Update |
♬Ten Years After - "I'm Going Home"
| Sketch | The New Coneheads |
| Steve Martin | ... | Raleigh |
| Timothy Busfield | ... | Elliot |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Prymaat |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Beldar |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Connie |
| Lorne Michaels |
♬Dick Jacobs & His Orchestra - "It Came from Outer Space"
| Miscellaneous | Get To Know Me |
| Show |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Heike Mueller |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Dieter#2 |
♬Kraftwerk - "Electric Café"
| Miscellaneous | Sides |
⁕This segment was originally planned to be Steve Martin's monologue. It is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Show | Smokers Cable Network |
| Steve Martin | ... | Walter Luckfield |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Thelma Flemington |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Skip Marlowe |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Tina Lotar |
| Al Franken | ... | Chuck Upjohn |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Have A Bitchin' Summer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein#8 |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto#8 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan#9 |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Steve Martin | 8 | ||||
| Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers | 2 | ||||
| Timothy Busfield | 1 | ||||
| Paulina Porizkova | 2 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Nora Dunn | 3 | ||||
| Phil Hartman | 8 | 1 | 1 | 4 | |
| Jan Hooks | 2 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jon Lovitz | 2 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | 2 | |||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 2 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 1 | |||
| 45 | 7 | 4 | 7 |
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