| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Sketch | Frost White and the Seven L'il Men |
| Musical Performance | "Pop Singer" |
| Sketch | The Palmer Bunch |
| Sketch | Suspended Animation Chambers |
| Musical Performance | "Jackie Brown" |
| Sketch | Spokesmodels |
| Sketch | Last Man On Earth |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Frost White and the Seven L'il Men |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Itchy |
| Nora Dunn | ... | evil step-cousin |
| Al Franken | ... | Barry |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Resentful |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Scott Berman |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Coughy |
| Mike Myers | ... | Feely |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Sticky |
| Ben Stiller | ... | Touchy |
| Sketch | The Palmer Bunch |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Robert Palmer |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Alice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Dr. Greenwood |
| Sketch | Suspended Animation Chambers |
| Dana Carvey | ... | hiker |
| Phil Hartman | ... | electronic announcement Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | hiker |
| Mike Myers | ... | hiker |
| Sketch | Spokesmodels |
| Nora Dunn | ... | student |
| Jan Hooks | ... | student |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | student |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | pianist |
| Don Pardo | Voice |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Burt Reynolds |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Diane Sawyer |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Roseanne |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bob Waltman |
| Sketch | Frost White and the Seven L'il Men |
| Geena Davis | ... | Frost White |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Itchy |
| Nora Dunn | ... | evil step-cousin |
| Al Franken | ... | Barry |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Resentful |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Scott Berman |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Coughy |
| Mike Myers | ... | Feely |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Sticky |
| Ben Stiller | ... | Touchy |
| Sketch | The Palmer Bunch |
| Geena Davis | ... | Greta |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Robert Palmer |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Alice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Dr. Greenwood |
| Sketch | Suspended Animation Chambers |
| Geena Davis | ... | hiker |
| Dana Carvey | ... | hiker |
| Phil Hartman | ... | electronic announcement Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | hiker |
| Mike Myers | ... | hiker |
| Sketch | Spokesmodels |
| Geena Davis | ... | Ms. Darnell |
| Nora Dunn | ... | student |
| Jan Hooks | ... | student |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | student |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | pianist |
| Don Pardo | Voice |
| Sketch | Last Man On Earth |
| Geena Davis | ... | last woman |
| Phil Hartman | ... | narrator Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | last man |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Geena Davis | 7 | ||||
| John Mellencamp | 2 | ||||
| Lonnie Mack | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 2 | 2 | |||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Dana Carvey | 3 | 1 | |||
| Nora Dunn | 3 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 3 | 2 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jon Lovitz | 2 | ||||
| Dennis Miller | 2 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 3 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | 1 | |||
| Ben Stiller | 2 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| T-Bone Wolk | 1 | ||||
| 47 | 1 | 7 | 6 |