| Aired: | 04.22.1989 (5 / 14) |
| Geena Davis | ... | Frost White |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Itchy |
| Nora Dunn | ... | evil step-cousin |
| Al Franken | ... | Barry |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Resentful |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Scott Berman |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Coughy |
| Mike Myers | ... | Feely |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Sticky |
| Ben Stiller | ... | Touchy |