| Sketch | Waikiki Hockey |
| Wayne Gretzky | ... | Chad Gretzky |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Reginald |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Bradford |
| Phil Hartman | ... | game announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Ann-Margret /Kitten |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | busboy |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | busboy |
| Spike Feresten | ... | patron |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | drummer |
| John Zonars | ... | guitarist |
| Andy Murphy | ... | patron |