| Sketch | Locker Room |
| Wayne Gretzky | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | John Travolta |
| Tom Davis | ... | Ed Begley Jr. |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Brigitte Nielsen |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jack Nicholson |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Bette Davis |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Tina Yothers |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Sylvester Stallone |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Bruce |
| Mike Myers | ... | Howie Mandel |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | George Hamilton |