December 19, 1987S13E8 #241

Host: Paul Simon
Musical Guests: Linda Ronstadt, The Mariachi Vargas de Tecalitlán
Cameo:

Sen. Paul Simon
Cold Opening30th Christmas
SketchCastaways
Musical Performance"Los Laureles", "La Cigarra"
SketchSki Lodge
SketchSubway
ShowSuccinctly Speaking
MiscellaneousSeason's Greetings
Musical Performance"Under African Skies"
SketchTexas Diner
MiscellaneousA Message to Future Viewers
Cold Opening30th Christmas
A. Whitney Brown ... Thomas
Dana Carvey ... apostle
Tom Davis ... apostle
Phil Hartman ... Peter
Jan Hooks ... Mary MagdaleneLive
Jon Lovitz ... Judas
Dennis Miller ... John
Kevin Nealon ... Matthew
CommercialGary Hart
Phil Hartman ... announcer Voice
Jan Hooks ... woman
SketchCastaways
Victoria Jackson ... wife
SketchSubway
Phil Hartman ... beggar
Jan Hooks ... passenger
Victoria Jackson ... passenger
Jon Lovitz ... passenger
Kevin Nealon ... passenger
ShowSuccinctly Speaking
SketchTexas Diner
Dana Carvey ... Bobby
Nora Dunn ... Jeannette
Phil Hartman ... Ray
Jan Hooks ... Anita
MiscellaneousA Message to Future Viewers
Cold Opening30th Christmas
Paul Simon ... Simon
Monologue
Paul Simon
ShowPumping Up With Hans & Franz
Paul Simon ... Scott Rosbicki
SketchCastaways
Paul Simon ... David
SketchSki Lodge
Paul Simon
Musical Performance"Under African Skies"
Paul Simon
Musical Performance"Los Laureles", "La Cigarra"
Linda Ronstadt
The Mariachi Vargas de Tecalitlán
Musical Performance"Under African Skies"
Linda Ronstadt
Monologue
Sen. Paul Simon
Cold Opening30th Christmas
Paul Simon ... Simon
A. Whitney Brown ... Thomas
Dana Carvey ... apostle
Tom Davis ... apostle
Phil Hartman ... Peter
Jan Hooks ... Mary Magdalene Live
Jon Lovitz ... Judas
Dennis Miller ... John
Kevin Nealon ... Matthew
Monologue
Paul Simon
Sen. Paul Simon
CommercialGary Hart
Phil Hartman ... announcer Voice
Jan Hooks ... woman
ShowPumping Up With Hans & Franz
Paul Simon ... Scott Rosbicki
Dana Carvey ... Hans
Phil Hartman ... Helmut
Phil Hartman ... announcer Voice
Kevin Nealon ... Franz
SketchCastaways
Paul Simon ... David
Victoria Jackson ... wife
Musical Performance"Los Laureles", "La Cigarra"
Linda Ronstadt
The Mariachi Vargas de Tecalitlán
SketchSki Lodge
SketchSubway
Phil Hartman ... beggar
Jan Hooks ... passenger
Victoria Jackson ... passenger
Jon Lovitz ... passenger
Kevin Nealon ... passenger
ShowSuccinctly Speaking
Musical Performance"Under African Skies"
Paul Simon
Linda Ronstadt
SketchTexas Diner
Dana Carvey ... Bobby
Nora Dunn ... Jeannette
Phil Hartman ... Ray
Jan Hooks ... Anita
MiscellaneousA Message to Future Viewers
Total Appearances Characters Impressions Voices Stills
Paul Simon 6
Linda Ronstadt 2
The Mariachi Vargas de Tecalitlán 1
Sen. Paul Simon 1
A. Whitney Brown 1
Dana Carvey 4 1 1
Tom Davis 1
Nora Dunn 3 1
Phil Hartman 9 3 3
Jan Hooks 5 2
Victoria Jackson 3
Jon Lovitz 6 3
Dennis Miller 2
Kevin Nealon 5 3
Marc Shaiman 1 1
50 14 1 3