| Show | Succinctly Speaking |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Kathleen Fulmer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein#1 |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto#1 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan#1 |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch is the only time Phil Hartman broke character during his tenure.
♬Geoffrey Bastow - "Design For Leisure"