| Sketch | Birth Tape |
| Musical Performance | "Never Die Young" |
| Sketch | 60th Birthday |
| Musical Performance | "Sweet Potato Pie" |
| Award Show | The 8th Annual ACE Awards |
| Musical Performance | "Lonesome Road" |
| Sketch | I Wuv You |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans Live |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Birth Tape |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Dianne's husband |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dr. Fleckman |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Dianne |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cheryl Greene |
| Show |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Denise Venetti |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Len Sather |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Ann Sather |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Rita Flyer |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Neil Simmons |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Award Show | The 8th Annual ACE Awards |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Gallagher |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Shelley Duvall |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Robert Vaughn |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Elayne Boosler |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Nancy McGuire |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | producer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Andrew |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans Live |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz Live |
| Award Show | The 8th Annual ACE Awards |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans Live |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Birth Tape |
| Robin Williams | ... | Hal Greene |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Dianne's husband |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dr. Fleckman |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Dianne |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cheryl Greene |
| Show |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Denise Venetti |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Len Sather |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Ann Sather |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Rita Flyer |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Neil Simmons |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Performance | "Never Die Young" |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Al Franken |
One-Man Mobile Uplink UnitIowa caucus |
♬The Call - "Oklahoma"
| Musical Performance | "Sweet Potato Pie" |
| Award Show | The 8th Annual ACE Awards |
| Robin Williams | ... | Dr. Gene Scott |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Gallagher |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Shelley Duvall |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Robert Vaughn |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Elayne Boosler |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Nancy McGuire |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | producer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Andrew |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Richie Gold | ... | producer |
| Sketch | I Wuv You |
| Robin Williams | ... | Ben |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Rebecca |
| Dennis Miller | ... | waiter |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Robin Williams | 6 | 1 | |||
| James Taylor | 3 | ||||
| Rosemary Butler | 3 | ||||
| Don Grolnick | 2 | ||||
| Arnold McCuller | 3 | ||||
| Leland Sklar | 2 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Nora Dunn | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Phil Hartman | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 5 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 3 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 2 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 2 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Richie Gold | 1 | ||||
| 52 | 4 | 6 | 4 |