| Cold Opening | 30th Christmas |
| Paul Simon | ... | Simon |
| Dana Carvey | ... | apostle |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Peter |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mary Magdalene Live |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Judas |
| Dennis Miller | ... | John |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Matthew |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | Thomas |
| Tom Davis | ... | apostle |
| Cold Opening | 30th Christmas |
| Paul Simon | ... | Simon |
| Dana Carvey | ... | apostle |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Peter |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mary Magdalene Live |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Judas |
| Dennis Miller | ... | John |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Matthew |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | Thomas |
| Tom Davis | ... | apostle |