| Cold Opening | Vietnam Story |
| Sketch | Nancy's Workout |
| Musical Performance | "Baby Doll" |
| Show | Lyndon La Rouche Theatre |
| Sketch | 30 Counts |
| Sketch | Unconditional Love |
| Musical Performance | "Day The Devil" |
| Cold Opening | Vietnam Story |
| Robert Downey Jr. | Live | |
| Anthony Michael Hall | Live | |
| Randy Quaid | Live |
| Sketch | Nancy's Workout |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Louise |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Nancy Reagan |
| Show | Lyndon La Rouche Theatre |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Nora Dunn | ... |
Babette
Commentary on the U.S. using French airspace |
| Sketch | 30 Counts |
| Nora Dunn | ... | fiancee |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Sean O'Malley |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Vinnie Barber |
| Randy Quaid | ... | coach |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | referee |
| Danitra Vance | ... | fan |
| Nils Nichols | ... | photographer |
| Commercial |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Dr. Pummel |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Professor Lanny Lundquist |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Monte Archer |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Bobby "Longball" Halverson |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Salena |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | emcee |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Biff |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Vendetta |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | band member |
| Lanier Laney | ... | patron |
| Nils Nichols | ... | patron |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parker | ... | band member |
| Lenny Pickett | ... | band member |
| G.E. Smith | ||
| T-Bone Wolk | ... | band member |
| Show | Lyndon La Rouche Theatre |
| Cold Opening | Vietnam Story |
| Robert Downey Jr. | Live | |
| Anthony Michael Hall | Live | |
| Randy Quaid | Live |
| Sketch | Nancy's Workout |
| Tony Danza | ... | Bruno |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Louise |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Nancy Reagan |
| Show | Lyndon La Rouche Theatre |
| Tony Danza | ... | Adrian |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Queen Elizabeth |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Prince Charles |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Lyndon LaRouche |
| Al Franken | ... | Henry Kissinger |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Lila York | ||
| Nora Dunn | ... |
Babette
Commentary on the U.S. using French airspace |
| Sketch | 30 Counts |
| Tony Danza | ... | Eddie Castanza |
| Nora Dunn | ... | fiancee |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Sean O'Malley |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Vinnie Barber |
| Randy Quaid | ... | coach |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | referee |
| Danitra Vance | ... | fan |
| Nils Nichols | ... | photographer |
| Andy Murphy | ... | medic |
| Commercial |
| Tony Danza | ... | Gary "The Russian" Snyder |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Dr. Pummel |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Professor Lanny Lundquist |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Monte Archer |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Bobby "Longball" Halverson |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Tony Danza | ... | bartender |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Salena |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | emcee |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Biff |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Vendetta |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | band member |
| Lanier Laney | ... | patron |
| Nils Nichols | ... | patron |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parker | ... | band member |
| Lenny Pickett | ... | band member |
| G.E. Smith | ||
| T-Bone Wolk | ... | band member |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tony Danza | 7 | ||||
| Laurie Anderson | 2 | ||||
| Penn & Teller | 1 | ||||
| Lila York | 1 | ||||
| Joan Cusack | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Robert Downey Jr. | 4 | ||||
| Nora Dunn | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Anthony Michael Hall | 3 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 5 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Dennis Miller | 2 | ||||
| Randy Quaid | 5 | 2 | |||
| Terry Sweeney | 2 | 1 | |||
| Danitra Vance | 2 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Novello | |||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | 1 | |||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Lanier Laney | 1 | ||||
| Nils Nichols | 2 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 3 | 3 | |||
| Chris Parker | 1 | ||||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| G.E. Smith | 1 | ||||
| T-Bone Wolk | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 55 | 5 | 7 | 4 |