| Sketch | Nancy's Workout |
| Tony Danza | ... | Bruno |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Louise |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Nancy Reagan#7 |
♬David Snell - "Radiance"
♬Michael Sembello - "Maniac"
♬The Pointer Sisters - "I'm So Excited"