| Sketch |
| Tony Danza | ... | bartender |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Salena |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | emcee |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Biff |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Vendetta |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | band member |
| Lanier Laney | ... | patron |
| Nils Nichols | ... | patron |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parker | ... | band member |
| Lenny Pickett | ... | band member |
| G.E. Smith | ||
| T-Bone Wolk | ... | band member |