| Cold Opening | Backstage |
| Sketch | The Honeymooners: The Lost Episodes |
| Miscellaneous | Commercials |
| Miscellaneous | Camera Control |
| Sketch | Mystery Playhouse |
| Musical Performance | "Lightning" |
| Sketch | Fish Market |
| Miscellaneous | Actors |
| Sketch | Ghost of Thespians Past |
| Sketch | Vietnam Sketch |
| Musical Performance | "Rubric" |
| Miscellaneous | Confrontational Monologue |
| Miscellaneous | Grand Finale |
| Cold Opening | Backstage |
| Sketch | The Honeymooners: The Lost Episodes |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Alice |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Ed |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Camera Control |
| Sketch | Mystery Playhouse |
| Nora Dunn | ... | rich woman |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | rich man |
| Randy Quaid | ... | police officer |
| Danitra Vance | ... | maid |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller |
The Weekend Update DancersMarcos financial empire | |
| Joan Cusack |
Commentary on "Out of Africa" |
| Sketch |
| Nora Dunn | ... | judge |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tony |
| Terry Sweeney | ||
| Danitra Vance | ... | Latoya Marie |
| Eugene Lee |
| Sketch | Fish Market |
| Nora Dunn | ... | police officer |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | son |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Eskimo |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Ms. Douglas |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | Eskimo |
| Sketch | Vietnam Sketch |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Rodriguez |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | O'Brien |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | soldier |
| Randy Quaid | ... | captain |
| Terry Sweeney | ||
| Lorne Michaels |
| Miscellaneous | Grand Finale |
| Cold Opening | Backstage |
| Sketch | The Honeymooners: The Lost Episodes |
| George Wendt | ... | Ralph |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Alice |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Ed |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Commercials |
| Miscellaneous | Camera Control |
| Sketch | Mystery Playhouse |
| George Wendt | ... | Lieutenant McMack |
| Nora Dunn | ... | rich woman |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | rich man |
| Randy Quaid | ... | police officer |
| Danitra Vance | ... | maid |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller |
The Weekend Update DancersMarcos financial empire | |
| Joan Cusack |
Commentary on "Out of Africa" | |
| Francis Ford Coppola |
Cancels the Pinochet satellite interview |
| Sketch |
| Francis Ford Coppola | ||
| Nora Dunn | ... | judge |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tony |
| Terry Sweeney | ||
| Danitra Vance | ... | Latoya Marie |
| Eugene Lee |
| Sketch | Fish Market |
| George Wendt | ... | Mr. Morrone |
| Nora Dunn | ... | police officer |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | son |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Eskimo |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Ms. Douglas |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | Eskimo |
| Sketch | Vietnam Sketch |
| Francis Ford Coppola | ||
| George Wendt | ... | Whalley |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Rodriguez |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | O'Brien |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | soldier |
| Randy Quaid | ... | captain |
| Terry Sweeney | ||
| Lorne Michaels |
| Miscellaneous | Grand Finale |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Francis Ford Coppola | 8 | ||||
| George Wendt | 6 | ||||
| Philip Glass | 3 | ||||
| Janice Pendarvis | 1 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Joan Cusack | 4 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Robert Downey Jr. | 5 | 1 | |||
| Nora Dunn | 7 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Anthony Michael Hall | 5 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 7 | 3 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 3 | ||||
| Don Novello | |||||
| Randy Quaid | 6 | ||||
| Terry Sweeney | 7 | ||||
| Danitra Vance | 5 | 1 | |||
| Robert Caminiti | 1 | ||||
| Al Camoin | 1 | ||||
| Lew Del Gatto | 1 | ||||
| Steve Ferrone | 1 | ||||
| Alex Foster | 1 | ||||
| Earl Gardner | 1 | ||||
| Eugene Lee | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 3 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Leon Pendarvis | 1 | ||||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| Terry Rohnke | 1 | ||||
| Joe Shepley | 1 | ||||
| G.E. Smith | 1 | ||||
| Jeannine Kerwin Tree | 1 | ||||
| Steve Turre | 1 | ||||
| Dave Wilson | 1 | ||||
| T-Bone Wolk | 1 | ||||
| Akira Yoshimura | 1 | ||||
| 91 | 6 | 2 |