| Cold Opening | Backstage |
| Sketch | The Honeymooners: The Lost Episodes |
| Miscellaneous | Commercials |
| Miscellaneous | Camera Control |
| Sketch | Mystery Playhouse |
| Musical Performance | "Lightning" |
| Sketch | Fish Market |
| Miscellaneous | Actors |
| Sketch | Ghost of Thespians Past |
| Sketch | Vietnam Sketch |
| Musical Performance | "Rubric" |
| Miscellaneous | Confrontational Monologue |
| Miscellaneous | Grand Finale |
| Cold Opening | Backstage |
| Sketch | The Honeymooners: The Lost Episodes |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Alice |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Ed |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Camera Control |
| Sketch | Mystery Playhouse |
| Nora Dunn | ... | rich woman |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | rich man |
| Randy Quaid | ... | police officer |
| Danitra Vance | ... | maid |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Dennis Miller |
The Weekend Update DancersMarcos financial empire | |
| Joan Cusack |
Commentary on "Out of Africa" |
| Sketch |
| Nora Dunn | ... | judge |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tony |
| Terry Sweeney | ||
| Danitra Vance | ... | Latoya Marie |
| Eugene Lee |
| Sketch | Fish Market |
| Nora Dunn | ... | police officer |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | son |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Eskimo |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Ms. Douglas |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | Eskimo |
| Sketch | Vietnam Sketch |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Rodriguez |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | O'Brien |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | soldier |
| Randy Quaid | ... | captain |
| Terry Sweeney | ||
| Lorne Michaels |
| Miscellaneous | Grand Finale |
| Cold Opening | Backstage |
| Joan Cusack | ||
| Robert Downey Jr. | ||
| Nora Dunn | ||
| Anthony Michael Hall | ||
| Jon Lovitz | ||
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Randy Quaid | ||
| Terry Sweeney | ||
| Danitra Vance | ||
| Lorne Michaels |
⁕This cold opening is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | The Honeymooners: The Lost Episodes |
| George Wendt | ... | Ralph |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Alice |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Ed |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕George Wendt enters the wrong door on the set as he says "Alice, I'm home!" When he realizes his mistake, he ad-libs "I've been hiding in the bedroom the whole time."
| Miscellaneous | Commercials |
| Miscellaneous | Camera Control |
| Sketch | Mystery Playhouse |
| George Wendt | ... | Lieutenant McMack |
| Nora Dunn | ... | rich woman |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | rich man |
| Randy Quaid | ... | police officer |
| Danitra Vance | ... | maid |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Dennis Miller |
The Weekend Update DancersMarcos financial empire | |
| Joan Cusack |
Commentary on "Out of Africa" | |
| Francis Ford Coppola |
Cancels the Pinochet satellite interview |
⁕Before Dennis Miller can do his introduction, several audience members shout "Hey!", and he ad-libs "The girls from 'Where Angels Go Trouble Follows'. We're 30 seconds in, that doesn't make sense."
⁕During the Pinochet Countdown segment, Francis Ford Coppola's microphone is off for several seconds, during which a crew member can be heard saying "get a boom on him". An accidental camera change while Dennis announces the prize prompts him to ad-lib that "the prize is available only to my cue card people".
♬Steppenwolf - "Born To Be Wild"
♬INXS - "What You Need"
♬"Superman" Theme
| Sketch |
| Francis Ford Coppola | ||
| Nora Dunn | ... | judge |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tony |
| Terry Sweeney | ||
| Danitra Vance | ... | Latoya Marie |
| Eugene Lee |
| Sketch | Fish Market |
| George Wendt | ... | Mr. Morrone |
| Nora Dunn | ... | police officer |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | son |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Eskimo |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Ms. Douglas |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | Eskimo |
| Sketch | Vietnam Sketch |
| Francis Ford Coppola | ||
| George Wendt | ... | Whalley |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Rodriguez |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | O'Brien |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | soldier |
| Randy Quaid | ... | captain |
| Terry Sweeney | ||
| Lorne Michaels |
| Miscellaneous | Grand Finale |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Francis Ford Coppola | 8 | ||||
| George Wendt | 6 | ||||
| Philip Glass | 3 | ||||
| Janice Pendarvis | 1 | ||||
| Joan Cusack | 4 | ||||
| Robert Downey Jr. | 5 | 1 | |||
| Nora Dunn | 7 | 1 | |||
| Anthony Michael Hall | 5 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 7 | 3 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 3 | ||||
| Randy Quaid | 6 | ||||
| Terry Sweeney | 7 | ||||
| Danitra Vance | 5 | 1 | |||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Don Novello | |||||
| Robert Caminiti | 1 | ||||
| Al Camoin | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Lew Del Gatto | 1 | ||||
| Steve Ferrone | 1 | ||||
| Alex Foster | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Earl Gardner | 1 | ||||
| Eugene Lee | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 3 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Leon Pendarvis | 1 | ||||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| Terry Rohnke | 1 | ||||
| Joe Shepley | 1 | ||||
| G.E. Smith | 1 | ||||
| Jeannine Kerwin Tree | 1 | ||||
| Steve Turre | 1 | ||||
| Dave Wilson | 1 | ||||
| T-Bone Wolk | 1 | ||||
| Akira Yoshimura | 1 | ||||
| 91 | 6 | 2 |