| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Sketch | Cleveland Vice |
| Show | Death Of A Gunfighter |
| Musical Performance | "Bastards of the Young" |
| Sketch | New Parents |
| Show | Big Ball Of Sports |
| Sketch | No Offense |
| Musical Performance | "Kiss Me on the Bus" |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Joan Cusack | ... | reporter |
| Nora Dunn | ... | reporter |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | reporter |
| Dennis Miller | Live | |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Herb |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | reporter |
| Tom Davis | ... | reporter |
| Jim Downey | ... | reporter |
| Carol Leifer | ... | reporter |
| Evie Murray | ... | reporter |
| Robert Smigel | ... | reporter |
| John Swartzwelder | ... | reporter |
| Commercial |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Rudy Randolph III |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Rudy Randolph Jr. |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Cleveland Vice |
| Joan Cusack | ... | patient |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Jimmy Pasto |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Miss Tully |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Dr. Bennett |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Stash Guzik |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Joan Rivers |
| Danitra Vance | ... | officer |
| Carol Leifer | ... | patient |
| Show | Death Of A Gunfighter |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Mrs. Shemp Logan |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | cowboy |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Bat's wife |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Dr. Frankenstein |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Bat Masterson |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Scratchy |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | cowboy |
| Damon Wayans | ... | Milk Dud |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | pianist |
| Nils Nichols | ... | cowboy |
| John Swartzwelder | ... | cowboy |
| Sketch | New Parents |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Mrs. Rifkin |
| Nora Dunn | ... | nurse |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Steve Rifkin |
| Danitra Vance | ... | nurse |
| Sketch |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Mrs. Pomeroy |
| Nora Dunn | ... | manager |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Mr. Bloom |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Seymour |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Latoya Marie |
| Damon Wayans | ... | Donald |
| Show | Big Ball Of Sports |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Vinnie Barber |
| Al Franken | ... | narrator Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | No Offense |
| Joan Cusack | ... | patron |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | patron |
| Danitra Vance | ... | patron |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | patron |
| Damon Wayans | ... | patron |
| Evie Murray | ... | patron |
| Nils Nichols | ... | patron |
| Commercial |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Tarzan |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Jack |
| Dennis Miller | ... | George Washington |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Sitting Bull |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Abraham Lincoln |
| Jim Downey | ... | Sherlock Holmes |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Joan Cusack | ... | reporter |
| Nora Dunn | ... | reporter |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | reporter |
| Dennis Miller | Live | |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Herb |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | reporter |
| Tom Davis | ... | reporter |
| Jim Downey | ... | reporter |
| Carol Leifer | ... | reporter |
| Evie Murray | ... | reporter |
| Robert Smigel | ... | reporter |
| John Swartzwelder | ... | reporter |
| Allan Havey | ... | reporter |
| Commercial |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Rudy Randolph III |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Rudy Randolph Jr. |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Cleveland Vice |
| Harry Dean Stanton | ... | Mike Kutasz |
| Joan Cusack | ... | patient |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Jimmy Pasto |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Miss Tully |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Dr. Bennett |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Stash Guzik |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Joan Rivers |
| Danitra Vance | ... | officer |
| Carol Leifer | ... | patient |
| Rhonda Coullet | ... | patient |
| Show | Death Of A Gunfighter |
| Harry Dean Stanton | ... | Jesse |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Mrs. Shemp Logan |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | cowboy |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Bat's wife |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Dr. Frankenstein |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Bat Masterson |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Scratchy |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | cowboy |
| Damon Wayans | ... | Milk Dud |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | pianist |
| Nils Nichols | ... | cowboy |
| John Swartzwelder | ... | cowboy |
| Rhonda Coullet | ... | patron |
| Joe Forristal | ... | cowboy |
| Sketch | New Parents |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Mrs. Rifkin |
| Nora Dunn | ... | nurse |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Steve Rifkin |
| Danitra Vance | ... | nurse |
| Sketch |
| Harry Dean Stanton | ... | Lionel Garland |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Mrs. Pomeroy |
| Nora Dunn | ... | manager |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Mr. Bloom |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Seymour |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Latoya Marie |
| Damon Wayans | ... | Donald |
| Show | Big Ball Of Sports |
| Vic Noto | ... | Gordienko |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Vinnie Barber |
| Al Franken | ... | narrator Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | No Offense |
| Harry Dean Stanton | ... | patron |
| Joan Cusack | ... | patron |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | patron |
| Danitra Vance | ... | patron |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | patron |
| Damon Wayans | ... | patron |
| Evie Murray | ... | patron |
| Nils Nichols | ... | patron |
| Rhonda Coullet | ... | patron |
| Allan Havey | ... | patron |
| Commercial |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Tarzan |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Jack |
| Dennis Miller | ... | George Washington |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Sitting Bull |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Abraham Lincoln |
| Jim Downey | ... | Sherlock Holmes |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Bruce McCulloch | ... | teenager |
| Trey Wilson | ... | recruiter |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | teenager |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | teenager |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Harry Dean Stanton | 5 | ||||
| The Replacements | 2 | ||||
| Sam Kinison | 1 | ||||
| Bruce McCulloch | 1 | ||||
| Vic Noto | 1 | ||||
| Trey Wilson | 1 | ||||
| Joan Cusack | 6 | ||||
| Robert Downey Jr. | 6 | 1 | |||
| Nora Dunn | 5 | ||||
| Anthony Michael Hall | 1 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 7 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 3 | 1 | |||
| Randy Quaid | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Terry Sweeney | 4 | 2 | |||
| Danitra Vance | 4 | 1 | |||
| A. Whitney Brown | 3 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Novello | |||||
| Dan Vitale | |||||
| Damon Wayans | 3 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Lew Del Gatto | 1 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 2 | ||||
| Alex Foster | 1 | ||||
| Earl Gardner | 1 | ||||
| Tony Garnier | 1 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Yogi Horton | 1 | ||||
| Carol Leifer | 2 | ||||
| Evie Murray | 2 | ||||
| Nils Nichols | 2 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 3 | 3 | |||
| Leon Pendarvis | 1 | ||||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | ||||
| G.E. Smith | 1 | ||||
| John Swartzwelder | 2 | ||||
| Steve Turre | 1 | ||||
| Rhonda Coullet | 3 | ||||
| Joe Forristal | 1 | ||||
| Allan Havey | 2 | ||||
| 90 | 4 | 4 | 4 |