| Sketch | No Offense |
| Harry Dean Stanton | ... | patron |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | patron |
| Joan Cusack | ... | patron |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | patron |
| Danitra Vance | ... | patron |
| Damon Wayans | ... | patron |
| Evie Murray | ... | patron |
| Nils Nichols | ... | patron |
| Rhonda Coullet | ... | patron |
| Allan Havey | ... | patron |