| Sketch | Gertrude's Will |
| Sketch | Slave Boy |
| Musical Performance | "Mind Eraser, No Chaser" |
| Game Show | What is Burn Notice? |
| Miscellaneous | An Even-Tempered Apology |
| Musical Performance | "New Fang" |
| Sketch | Band Reunion at the Wedding |
| Cold Opening |
| Will Forte | ... | Oliver North |
| Bill Hader | ... | Robert Gibbs |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Glenn Beck |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Greta Van Susteren Live |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Attractive Blonde Lady |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Karl Rove |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Will Forte | ... | Superman |
| Bill Hader | ... | Samuel Clemens |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | dad |
| Abby Elliott | ... | old lady |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | old lady |
| Jenny Slate | ... | old lady |
| Danielle Flora | ... | old lady |
| Sketch | Gertrude's Will |
| Bill Hader | ... | attorney |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | grandson |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | son |
| Jenny Slate | ... | granddaughter |
| Sketch | Slave Boy |
| Will Forte | ... | king |
| Bill Hader | ... | narrator Voice |
| Bill Hader | ... | servant |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Prince Simnon |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Andy Samberg | ... | Liam |
| Bill Hader | ... |
Eliot Spitzer
Reads Hallmark cards for troubled marriages |
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Jean K. Jean
French Def Jam ComedianCommentary on the European economy |
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Garth
Garth & KatValentine's Day songs |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Kat |
| Game Show | What is Burn Notice? |
| Will Forte | ... | Carl Hubbly |
| Bill Hader | ... | judge |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Shelly Brick |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Lucy Madison |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | judge |
| Jenny Slate | ... | judge |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Band Reunion at the Wedding |
| Fred Armisen | ... | father |
| Will Forte | ... | groom |
| Bill Hader | ... | Greg |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guest |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | waiter |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Madeline |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | waiter |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | guest |
| Weekend Update |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Liam |
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Jean K. Jean
French Def Jam ComedianCommentary on the European economy |
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Garth
Garth & KatValentine's Day songs |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Kat |
| Cold Opening |
| Will Forte | ... | Oliver North |
| Bill Hader | ... | Robert Gibbs |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Glenn Beck |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Greta Van Susteren Live |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Karl Rove |
| Weekend Update |
| Bill Hader | ... |
Eliot Spitzer
Reads Hallmark cards for troubled marriages |
| Cold Opening |
| Will Forte | ... | Oliver North |
| Bill Hader | ... | Robert Gibbs |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Glenn Beck |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Greta Van Susteren Live |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Attractive Blonde Lady |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Karl Rove |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Ashton Kutcher | ||
| Drew Beasley | ... | son |
| Will Forte | ... | Superman |
| Bill Hader | ... | Samuel Clemens |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | dad |
| Abby Elliott | ... | old lady |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | old lady |
| Jenny Slate | ... | old lady |
| Danielle Flora | ... | old lady |
| Sketch | Gertrude's Will |
| Ashton Kutcher | ... | Angel |
| Bill Hader | ... | attorney |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | grandson |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | son |
| Jenny Slate | ... | granddaughter |
| Commercial |
| Ashton Kutcher | ... | husband |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | wife |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | doctor |
| Jenny Slate | ... | Katie |
| Sketch | Slave Boy |
| Ashton Kutcher | ... | Antonius |
| Will Forte | ... | king |
| Bill Hader | ... | servant |
| Bill Hader | ... | narrator Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Prince Simnon |
| Anthony Rocco Cavaleri | ... | guard |
| Andrew Ginsburg | ... | guard |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Andy Samberg | ... | Liam |
| Bill Hader | ... |
Eliot Spitzer
Reads Hallmark cards for troubled marriages |
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Jean K. Jean
French Def Jam ComedianCommentary on the European economy |
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Garth
Garth & KatValentine's Day songs |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Kat |
| Game Show | What is Burn Notice? |
| Ashton Kutcher | ... | Ted Mitchell |
| Will Forte | ... | Carl Hubbly |
| Bill Hader | ... | judge |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Shelly Brick |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Lucy Madison |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | judge |
| Jenny Slate | ... | judge |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Band Reunion at the Wedding |
| Ashton Kutcher | ... | Steve |
| Dave Grohl | ... | Lyle |
| Fred Armisen | ... | father |
| Will Forte | ... | groom |
| Bill Hader | ... | Greg |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guest |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | waiter |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Madeline |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | waiter |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | guest |
| Sarah-Ann Rodgers | ... | guest |
| Guy Veryzer | ... | guest |
| Goodnights |
⁕As the bumper fades, Jason Sudeikis can be heard saying "So fuckin' funny", and then he covers his mouth and walks off camera.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ashton Kutcher | 8 | 2 | |||
| Dave Grohl | 1 | ||||
| Them Crooked Vultures | 2 | ||||
| Drew Beasley | 1 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Will Forte | 5 | 1 | |||
| Bill Hader | 7 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Andy Samberg | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jason Sudeikis | 5 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kristen Wiig | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Abby Elliott | 4 | 1 | |||
| Bobby Moynihan | 4 | 1 | |||
| Nasim Pedrad | 5 | 2 | |||
| Jenny Slate | 4 | ||||
| Danielle Flora | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Anthony Rocco Cavaleri | 1 | ||||
| Andrew Ginsburg | 1 | ||||
| Sarah-Ann Rodgers | 1 | ||||
| Guy Veryzer | 1 | ||||
| 70 | 4 | 17 | 4 |