| Aired: | 02.06.2010 (1 / 14) |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Attractive Blonde Lady |
| Will Forte | ... | Oliver North |
| Bill Hader | ... | Robert Gibbs |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer (voice) |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Karl Rove |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Glenn Beck |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Greta Van Susteren |