| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Andy Samberg | ... | Liam |
| Bill Hader | ... |
Eliot Spitzer
Reads Hallmark cards for troubled marriages |
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Jean K. Jean
French Def Jam ComedianCommentary on the European economy |
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Garth
Garth & KatValentine's Day songs |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Kat |