| Sketch | Crisis of Conformity |
| Ashton Kutcher | ... | Steve |
| Dave Grohl | ... | Lyle |
| Fred Armisen | ... | father |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Madeline |
| Will Forte | ... | groom |
| Bill Hader | ... | Greg |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | waiter |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | guest |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guest |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | waiter |