| Cold Opening | Comptroller Rally |
| Sketch | Airport Security Seminar |
| Show | Hugo Chavez Political Roundup |
| Film | Cubicle Fight |
| Sketch | Al Pacino Checks His Bank Balance |
| Musical Performance | "When You Were Young" |
| Sketch | Poland Spring Delivery Men |
| Musical Performance | "Bones" |
| Sketch | Closing Time |
| Cold Opening | Comptroller Rally |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Ted Redfield |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush |
| Bill Hader | ... | Ed Herbert |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sheila Bradshaw |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Mary Danson |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Danny Pendleton |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Richard Eckstrom Live |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Catherine Curtis |
| Sketch | Airport Security Seminar |
| Fred Armisen | ... | employee |
| Will Forte | ... | employee |
| Amy Poehler | ... | employee |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | employee |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Chris |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | employee |
| Show | Hugo Chavez Political Roundup |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Hugo Chavez |
| Bill Hader | ... | Mahmoud Ahmadinejad |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Pervez Musharraf |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Kim Jong Il |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film | Cubicle Fight |
| Fred Armisen | ... | coworker |
| Will Forte | ... | coworker |
| Bill Hader | ... | Gary |
| Amy Poehler | ... | coworker |
| Andy Samberg | ... | coworker |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mr. Kelly |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | coworker |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | coworker |
| Sketch | Al Pacino Checks His Bank Balance |
| Bill Hader | ... | Al Pacino |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Sasha |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Condoleezza Rice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... |
George Allen
Commentary on his allegations of racism |
| Andy Samberg | ... |
Dustin Diamond
Commentary on his sex tape |
| Sketch | Closing Time |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gary |
| Will Forte | ... | patron |
| Bill Hader | ... | patron |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | patron |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Farrah Fawcett |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | patron |
| Andy Samberg | ... | patron |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | T-Bird |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | patron |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | patron |
| Commercial |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Whitney Houston |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Eric Butler |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Hugo Chavez Political Roundup |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Condoleezza Rice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... |
George Allen
Commentary on his allegations of racism |
| Andy Samberg | ... |
Dustin Diamond
Commentary on his sex tape |
| Cold Opening | Comptroller Rally |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Ted Redfield |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush |
| Bill Hader | ... | Ed Herbert |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sheila Bradshaw |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Mary Danson |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Danny Pendleton |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Richard Eckstrom Live |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Catherine Curtis |
| Sketch | Airport Security Seminar |
| Dane Cook | ... | instructor |
| Fred Armisen | ... | employee |
| Will Forte | ... | employee |
| Amy Poehler | ... | employee |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | employee |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Chris |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | employee |
| Show | Hugo Chavez Political Roundup |
| Dane Cook | ... | Saddam Hussein |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Hugo Chavez |
| Bill Hader | ... | Mahmoud Ahmadinejad |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Pervez Musharraf |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Kim Jong Il |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film | Cubicle Fight |
| Dane Cook | ... | Steve |
| Fred Armisen | ... | coworker |
| Will Forte | ... | coworker |
| Bill Hader | ... | Gary |
| Amy Poehler | ... | coworker |
| Andy Samberg | ... | coworker |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mr. Kelly |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | coworker |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | coworker |
| Sketch | Al Pacino Checks His Bank Balance |
| Bill Hader | ... | Al Pacino |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Sasha |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Brian Williams | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Condoleezza Rice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... |
George Allen
Commentary on his allegations of racism |
| Andy Samberg | ... |
Dustin Diamond
Commentary on his sex tape |
| Sketch | Poland Spring Delivery Men |
| Dane Cook | ... | Trent |
| Will Forte | ... | Gary |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Lela Peterson |
| Sketch | Closing Time |
| Dane Cook | ... | Deuce |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gary |
| Will Forte | ... | patron |
| Bill Hader | ... | patron |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | patron |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Farrah Fawcett |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | patron |
| Andy Samberg | ... | patron |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | T-Bird |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | patron |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | patron |
| Commercial |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Whitney Houston |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Eric Butler |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dane Cook | 6 | 1 | |||
| The Killers | 2 | ||||
| Brian Williams | 1 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 5 | 1 | |||
| Will Forte | 5 | 1 | |||
| Bill Hader | 5 | 2 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 2 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 7 | 3 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 5 | 2 | |||
| Andy Samberg | 5 | 1 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 5 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 3 | ||||
| Kristen Wiig | 5 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| Steve Turre | 1 | ||||
| 63 | 14 | 3 |