| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Brian Williams | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#75 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Condoleezza Rice#9 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... |
George Allen Commentary on his allegations of racism |
| Andy Samberg | ... |
Dustin Diamond Commentary on his sex tape |