| Cold Opening | Comptroller Rally |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Ted Redfield |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush#21 |
| Bill Hader | ... | Ed Herbert |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sheila Bradshaw |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Mary Danson |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Danny Pendleton |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Richard Eckstrom Live |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Catherine Curtis |