| Cold Opening | Address |
| Sketch | Career Day |
| Show | Star Dates |
| Musical Performance | "I'm With You" |
| Sketch | Aquarium Repairmen |
| Musical Performance | "Complicated" |
| Sketch | The Terrye Funck Hour |
| Cold Opening | Address |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | translator Live Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Kim Jong Il Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | contestant |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | contestant |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | contestant |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Joe |
| Show |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Pat O'Brien |
| Chris Parnell | ... | police officer |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Diana Ross |
| Seth Meyers | ... | police officer |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | contestant |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Joe |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | contestant |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | contestant |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | contestant |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Joe |
| Amy Poehler | ... | contestant |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | contestant |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Chris Kattan | ... | Claude Vorilhon |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Briggitte Boisselier |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Qrplt*xk /Baby Eve |
| Will Forte | ... | Michael Sanders /Jimmy's old buddy |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Gay Hitler |
| Eric Slovin | ... | Shakespearean actor |
| Sketch | Aquarium Repairmen |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | repairman |
| Amy Poehler | ... | wife |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | guest |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Bobby |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mr. Daily |
| Will Forte | ... | Dr. Arthur Sherwood |
| Seth Meyers | ... | guest |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Rumsfeld |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Charlie Rose |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | contestant |
| Tina Fey | ... | Joe |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | contestant |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | contestant |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | guest |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | spokesperson |
| Chris Parnell | ... | guest |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Busty Canyon |
| Dean Edwards | ... | spokesperson |
| Will Forte | ... | guest |
| Seth Meyers | ... | guest |
| Cold Opening | Address |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | translator Live Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Kim Jong Il Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | contestant |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | contestant |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | contestant |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Joe |
| Show |
| Jeff Gordon | ... | Robert Forgey |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Brian Fellow |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Brian's mother |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jose Cruz |
| Show |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Pat O'Brien |
| Chris Parnell | ... | police officer |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Diana Ross |
| Seth Meyers | ... | police officer |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | contestant |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Joe |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | contestant |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | contestant |
| Sketch | Career Day |
| Jeff Gordon | ... | Captain Jack Kelly |
| Jessica Peters | ... | Julia |
| Amy Poehler | ... | teacher |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Glenn Corbin |
| Show | Star Dates |
| Jeff Gordon | ... | Jack |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Suzanne |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Jordan Black |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Gary Busey |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | contestant |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Joe |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | contestant |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | contestant |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Chris Kattan | ... | Claude Vorilhon |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Briggitte Boisselier |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Qrplt*xk /Baby Eve |
| Will Forte | ... | Michael Sanders /Jimmy's old buddy |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Gay Hitler |
| Eric Slovin | ... | Shakespearean actor |
| Sketch | Aquarium Repairmen |
| Jeff Gordon | ... | Roger |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | repairman |
| Amy Poehler | ... | wife |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | guest |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Bobby |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mr. Daily |
| Will Forte | ... | Dr. Arthur Sherwood |
| Seth Meyers | ... | guest |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Rumsfeld |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Charlie Rose |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | contestant |
| Tina Fey | ... | Joe |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | contestant |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | contestant |
⁕An additional "Joe" segment entitled "Joe Huge-Penis" appeared at dress rehearsal.
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | guest |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | spokesperson |
| Chris Parnell | ... | guest |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Busty Canyon |
| Dean Edwards | ... | spokesperson |
| Will Forte | ... | guest |
| Seth Meyers | ... | guest |
♬Ginuwine - "Pony"
♬R. Kelly - "Bump and Grind"
♬Big Daddy Kane - "Warm It Up, Kane"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jeff Gordon | 6 | ||||
| Avril Lavigne | 2 | ||||
| Jessica Peters | 1 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 8 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tina Fey | 2 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tracy Morgan | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 8 | 1 | 4 | ||
| Amy Poehler | 8 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Maya Rudolph | 7 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 3 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 1 | ||||
| Dean Edwards | 2 | 1 | |||
| Will Forte | 3 | ||||
| Seth Meyers | 5 | ||||
| Jeff Richards | 2 | 2 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Eric Slovin | 1 | ||||
| 70 | 4 | 9 | 9 |