January 11, 2003#11
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Chris Kattan | ... | Claude Vorilhon |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Briggitte Boisselier |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Qrplt*xk /Baby Eve |
| Will Forte | ... | Michael Sanders /Jimmy's old buddy |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Gay Hitler |
| Eric Slovin | ... | Shakespearean actor |