| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Sketch | The Fun Friend Club |
| Sketch | Hannibal |
| Musical Performance | "Take It Off" |
| Sketch | The Hangman |
| Musical Performance | "Who Invited You" |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Tina Fey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Rumsfeld Live |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Pete |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Ann |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Karen |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Doug |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Dave |
| Danielle Flora | ... | dancer |
| Monologue |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Chris Kattan | ||
| Tracy Morgan | ||
| Leo Allen | ... | audience member |
| Emily Spivey | ... | audience member |
| Show |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Regis Philbin |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Michael Gelman |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Kelly Ripa |
| Sketch | The Fun Friend Club |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Maria |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Ronnie Van Peebles |
| Steve Higgins | ... | Xiaopeng Voice |
| Sketch |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | sorority girl |
| Amy Poehler | ... | sorority girl |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | sorority girl |
| Will Forte | ... | Ken Mortimer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | investor |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | investor |
| Chris Kattan | ... | investor |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Peter Burke |
| Amy Poehler | ... | investor |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | investor |
| Fred Armisen | ... | investor |
| Dean Edwards | ... | investor |
| Will Forte | ... | investor |
| Seth Meyers | ... | investor |
| Jim Downey | ... | investor |
| Sketch | Hannibal |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Pat O'Brien |
| Tina Fey | ... | Paris Hilton |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dr. Hannibal Lecter |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Clarice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Nicki Hilton |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Wayne Brady |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Will Forte | ... | Tim Calhoun |
| Tracy Morgan |
Commentary on affirmative action | |
| Jimmy Fallon |
Joke-offNaked airline | |
| Eric Slovin | ... | burglar |
| Sketch | The Hangman |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | grandma |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Katie |
| Will Forte | ... | Bart |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Patrick Fitzwilliam |
| Seth Meyers | ... | William Fitzpatrick |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Hannibal |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Pat O'Brien |
| Tina Fey | ... | Paris Hilton |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Nicki Hilton |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Wayne Brady |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Tina Fey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Rumsfeld Live |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Pete |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Ann |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Karen |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Doug |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Dave |
| Danielle Flora | ... | dancer |
⁕Dress rehearsal featured a different cold opening in which Chris Parnell played George W. Bush.
| Monologue |
| Ray Liotta | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Chris Kattan | ||
| Tracy Morgan | ||
| Leo Allen | ... | audience member |
| Emily Spivey | ... | audience member |
| Show |
| Ray Liotta | ... | David Caruso |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Regis Philbin |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Michael Gelman |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Kelly Ripa |
| Andy Murphy | ... | Chester Lesko |
| Sketch | The Fun Friend Club |
| Ray Liotta | ... | Dave |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Maria |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Ronnie Van Peebles |
| Steve Higgins | ... | Xiaopeng Voice |
| Sketch |
| Ray Liotta | ... | professor |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | sorority girl |
| Amy Poehler | ... | sorority girl |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | sorority girl |
| Will Forte | ... | Ken Mortimer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | investor |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | investor |
| Chris Kattan | ... | investor |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Peter Burke |
| Amy Poehler | ... | investor |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | investor |
| Fred Armisen | ... | investor |
| Dean Edwards | ... | investor |
| Will Forte | ... | investor |
| Seth Meyers | ... | investor |
| Jim Downey | ... | investor |
| Sketch | Hannibal |
| Ray Liotta | ... | Paul |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Pat O'Brien |
| Tina Fey | ... | Paris Hilton |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dr. Hannibal Lecter |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Clarice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Nicki Hilton |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Wayne Brady |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Will Forte | ... | Tim Calhoun |
| Tracy Morgan |
Commentary on affirmative action | |
| Jimmy Fallon |
Joke-offNaked airline | |
| Eric Slovin | ... | burglar |
⁕Tim Calhoun's commentary originally appeared at the 12.14.2002 dress rehearsal.
| Sketch | The Hangman |
| Ray Liotta | ... | The Hangman |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | grandma |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Katie |
| Will Forte | ... | Bart |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Ray Liotta | ... | Sean Quinlan |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Patrick Fitzwilliam |
| Seth Meyers | ... | William Fitzpatrick |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Ray Liotta | ... | Tommy Wallace |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | cocktail waitress |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Rodney "The Zipper" Calzoun |
| Tina Fey | ... | cocktail waitress |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Buddy Mills |
| Amy Poehler | ... | cocktail waitress |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | cocktail waitress |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mackey |
| Jeff Richmond | ... | pianist |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ray Liotta | 8 | 1 | |||
| The Donnas | 2 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 5 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 7 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Tina Fey | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 2 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tracy Morgan | 2 | ||||
| Chris Parnell | 3 | 2 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 8 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Maya Rudolph | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | |||||
| Fred Armisen | 3 | 1 | |||
| Dean Edwards | 2 | 1 | |||
| Will Forte | 4 | 2 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jeff Richards | |||||
| Leo Allen | 1 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | ||||
| Danielle Flora | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 4 | 4 | |||
| Jeff Richmond | 1 | ||||
| Eric Slovin | 1 | ||||
| Emily Spivey | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 75 | 11 | 9 | 8 |