| Cold Opening | Homeland Security Briefing |
| Sketch | Jefferson's Slave |
| Sketch | Peter Pan Rehearsal |
| Sketch | Mall Santa |
| Show | U.N. Weapons Inspectors |
| Show | Judge Horace |
| Musical Performance | "Don't Know Why" |
| Show | A Very Versace Chanukah |
| Sketch | Slapping Salesman |
| Sketch | Bedtime Story |
| Musical Performance | "Come Away With Me" |
| Show | Radioactive Bear |
| Cold Opening | Homeland Security Briefing |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | reporter |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tom Ridge |
| Chris Parnell | ... | I-Zheet M'Drurz Still |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | reporter |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | M'Balz Es-Hari Still |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Yuliqa M'Diq Still |
| Jeff Richards | ... | reporter |
| Sketch | Jefferson's Slave |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | guest |
| Tracy Morgan | ||
| Chris Parnell | ... | James Madison |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Maria |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Sally Hemings |
| Will Forte | ... | guest |
| Sketch | Peter Pan Rehearsal |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Timothy |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Debra |
| Seth Meyers | ... | actor |
| Jeff Richards | ... | actor |
| Show | U.N. Weapons Inspectors |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | inspector |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Iraqi |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Judge Horace |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Judge Horace |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | defendant |
| Will Forte | ... | Pretty Ricky |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Maya Rudolph | ... |
Whitney Houston
The Update DoorResponse to her Diane Sawyer interview |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Bobby Brown |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Marty Feinblatt |
| Rachel Dratch | ... |
Sylvia Feinblatt Report on the Norwalk virus on their cruise |
| Show | A Very Versace Chanukah |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sharon Osbourne |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Donatella Versace |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Ozzy Osbourne |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nick Kenkel | ... | dancer |
| Show | Radioactive Bear |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | professor |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | general |
| Chris Parnell | ... | general |
| Fred Armisen | ... | male bear |
| Will Forte | ... | hunter |
| Jeff Richards | ... | female bear |
| Cold Opening | Homeland Security Briefing |
| Robert DeNiro | ... | Craig Fenson Live |
| Cold Opening | Homeland Security Briefing |
| Robert DeNiro | ... | Craig Fenson Live |
| Sketch | Jefferson's Slave |
| Weekend Update |
| Maya Rudolph | ... |
Whitney Houston
The Update DoorResponse to her Diane Sawyer interview |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Bobby Brown |
| Show | A Very Versace Chanukah |
| Cold Opening | Homeland Security Briefing |
| Robert DeNiro | ... | Craig Fenson Live |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | reporter |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tom Ridge |
| Chris Parnell | ... | I-Zheet M'Drurz Still |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | reporter |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | M'Balz Es-Hari Still |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Yuliqa M'Diq Still |
| Jeff Richards | ... | reporter |
| Sketch | Jefferson's Slave |
| Robert DeNiro | ... | Thomas Jefferson |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | guest |
| Tracy Morgan | ||
| Chris Parnell | ... | James Madison |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Maria |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Sally Hemings |
| Will Forte | ... | guest |
| Sketch | Peter Pan Rehearsal |
| Robert DeNiro | ... | Wesley Jamieson |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Timothy |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Debra |
| Seth Meyers | ... | actor |
| Jeff Richards | ... | actor |
| Sketch | Mall Santa |
| Robert DeNiro | ... | Stan |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | parent |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Larry Macy |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Linda |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Show | U.N. Weapons Inspectors |
| Robert DeNiro | ... | inspector |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | inspector |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Iraqi |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Judge Horace |
| Robert DeNiro | ... | Joe Blow |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Judge Horace |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | defendant |
| Will Forte | ... | Pretty Ricky |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Maya Rudolph | ... |
Whitney Houston
The Update DoorResponse to her Diane Sawyer interview |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Bobby Brown |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Marty Feinblatt |
| Rachel Dratch | ... |
Sylvia Feinblatt Report on the Norwalk virus on their cruise |
| Show | A Very Versace Chanukah |
| Robert DeNiro | ... | Roy Horn |
| Harvey Keitel | ... | Siegfried Fischbacher |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sharon Osbourne |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Donatella Versace |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Ozzy Osbourne |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nick Kenkel | ... | dancer |
♬Ian David & Steve Skinner - "Hard House"
| Show | Radioactive Bear |
| Robert DeNiro | ... | general |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | professor |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | general |
| Chris Parnell | ... | general |
| Fred Armisen | ... | male bear |
| Will Forte | ... | hunter |
| Jeff Richards | ... | female bear |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Robert DeNiro | 11 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Norah Jones | 2 | ||||
| Harvey Keitel | 1 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 2 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 5 | ||||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 1 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 3 | ||||
| Tracy Morgan | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 6 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Amy Poehler | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Maya Rudolph | 5 | 3 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Fred Armisen | 2 | ||||
| Dean Edwards | |||||
| Will Forte | 3 | ||||
| Seth Meyers | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jeff Richards | 3 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Nick Kenkel | 1 | ||||
| 64 | 1 | 11 | 6 | 3 |