December 7, 2002S28E7 #532

Host: Robert DeNiro
Musical Guest: Norah Jones
Cameo:

Harvey Keitel
Cold Opening

Homeland Security Briefing

Terrorist Names

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Jefferson's Slave

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Peter Pan Rehearsal

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Mall Santa

Show

U.N. Weapons Inspectors

Show

Judge Horace

Musical Performance

"Don't Know Why"

Show

A Very Versace Chanukah

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Slapping Salesman

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Bedtime Story

Musical Performance

"Come Away With Me"

Cold Opening

Homeland Security Briefing

Terrorist Names

Jimmy Fallon ... reporter
Darrell Hammond ... Tom Ridge
Seth Meyers ... Yuliqa M'Diq Still
Chris Parnell ... I-Zheet M'Drurz Still
Jeff Richards ... reporter
Maya Rudolph ... reporter
Horatio Sanz ... M'Balz Es-Hari Still
Commercial

Big'n Tasty

Jim Downey ... announcer Voice
Chris Parnell ... announcer Voice
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Peter Pan Rehearsal

Chris Kattan ... Timothy
Seth Meyers ... actor
Amy Poehler ... Debra
Jeff Richards ... actor
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Mall Santa

Rachel Dratch ... parent
Chris Parnell ... Larry Macy
Maya Rudolph ... Linda
Show

U.N. Weapons Inspectors

Fred Armisen ... Iraqi
Jimmy Fallon ... inspector
Steve Higgins ... announcer Voice
Show

Judge Horace

Will Forte ... Pretty Ricky
Tracy Morgan ... Judge Horace
Chris Parnell ... announcer Voice
Horatio Sanz ... defendant
Weekend Update
Amy Poehler ... announcer Voice
Jimmy Fallon
Tina Fey
Tracy Morgan ... Bobby Brown
Maya Rudolph ... Whitney Houston

Response to her Diane Sawyer interview

Chris Kattan ... Marty Feinblatt
Rachel Dratch ... Sylvia Feinblatt

Report on the Norwalk virus on their cruise

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Slapping Salesman

Seth Meyers ... Alan
Amy Poehler ... Paige
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Bedtime Story

Chris Kattan ... Leslie
Show

Channel 5 Late Night Movie

Fred Armisen ... male bear
Jimmy Fallon ... professor
Will Forte ... hunter
Darrell Hammond ... general
Chris Parnell ... general
Jeff Richards ... female bear
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Jefferson's Slave

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Peter Pan Rehearsal

Robert DeNiro ... Wesley Jamieson
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Mall Santa

Robert DeNiro ... Stan
Show

U.N. Weapons Inspectors

Robert DeNiro ... inspector
Show

Judge Horace

Robert DeNiro ... Joe Blow
Show

A Very Versace Chanukah

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Slapping Salesman

Robert DeNiro ... Gary
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Bedtime Story

Robert DeNiro ... father
Musical Performance

"Come Away With Me"

Show

A Very Versace Chanukah

Cold Opening

Homeland Security Briefing

Terrorist Names

Robert DeNiro ... Craig Fenson Live
Jimmy Fallon ... reporter
Darrell Hammond ... Tom Ridge
Seth Meyers ... Yuliqa M'Diq Still
Chris Parnell ... I-Zheet M'Drurz Still
Jeff Richards ... reporter
Maya Rudolph ... reporter
Horatio Sanz ... M'Balz Es-Hari Still
Commercial

Big'n Tasty

Jim Downey ... announcer Voice
Chris Parnell ... announcer Voice
Sketch

Peter Pan Rehearsal

Robert DeNiro ... Wesley Jamieson
Chris Kattan ... Timothy
Seth Meyers ... actor
Amy Poehler ... Debra
Jeff Richards ... actor
Sketch

Mall Santa

Robert DeNiro ... Stan
Rachel Dratch ... parent
Chris Parnell ... Larry Macy
Maya Rudolph ... Linda
Show

U.N. Weapons Inspectors

Robert DeNiro ... inspector
Fred Armisen ... Iraqi
Jimmy Fallon ... inspector
Steve Higgins ... announcer Voice
Show

Judge Horace

Robert DeNiro ... Joe Blow
Will Forte ... Pretty Ricky
Tracy Morgan ... Judge Horace
Chris Parnell ... announcer Voice
Horatio Sanz ... defendant
Weekend Update
Amy Poehler ... announcer Voice
Jimmy Fallon
Tina Fey
Tracy Morgan ... Bobby Brown
Maya Rudolph ... Whitney Houston

Response to her Diane Sawyer interview

Chris Kattan ... Marty Feinblatt
Rachel Dratch ... Sylvia Feinblatt

Report on the Norwalk virus on their cruise

Sketch

Slapping Salesman

Robert DeNiro ... Gary
Seth Meyers ... Alan
Amy Poehler ... Paige
Sketch

Bedtime Story

Robert DeNiro ... father
Chris Kattan ... Leslie
Musical Performance

"Come Away With Me"

Show

Channel 5 Late Night Movie

Robert DeNiro ... general
Fred Armisen ... male bear
Jimmy Fallon ... professor
Will Forte ... hunter
Darrell Hammond ... general
Chris Parnell ... general
Jeff Richards ... female bear
Total Appearances Characters Impressions Voices Stills
Robert DeNiro 11 1 2
Norah Jones 2
Harvey Keitel 1 1
Fred Armisen 2
Jim Downey 1 1
Rachel Dratch 2
Dean Edwards
Jimmy Fallon 5
Tina Fey 1
Will Forte 3
Darrell Hammond 2 1
Chris Kattan 3
Seth Meyers 3 1
Tracy Morgan 3 1
Chris Parnell 6 1 2 1
Amy Poehler 5 1 1
Jeff Richards 3
Maya Rudolph 5 3
Horatio Sanz 3 1 1
Steve Higgins 2 2
63 1 11 6 3