December 7, 2002#1
| Cold Opening | Homeland Security Briefing |
| Robert DeNiro | ... | Craig Fenson Live |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | reporter |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tom Ridge |
| Chris Parnell | ... | I-Zheet M'Drurz Still |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | reporter |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | M'Balz Es-Hari Still |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Yuliqa M'Diq Still |
| Jeff Richards | ... | reporter |