| Cold Opening | The Chanukah Song |
| Sketch | Press Conference “Princess Diana's Butler” |
| Musical Performance | "Dilemma" |
| Cartoon | Religetables |
| Musical Performance | "Hot In Herre" |
| Commercial |
| Chris Parnell | ... | narrator Voice |
| Fred Armisen | ... | student Still |
| Dean Edwards | ... | student Still |
| Will Forte | ... | Harry Potter Still |
| Seth Meyers | ... | student Still |
| Jeff Richards | ... | student Still |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Phil Donahue |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Al Sharpton |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Barbra Streisand |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Michael Moore |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Press Conference “Princess Diana's Butler” |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Maria Cosgrove |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Paul Burrell |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Venus Williams |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Scott Joplin |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Serena Williams |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Jeff Richards | ... | Drunk Girl |
| Chris Kattan | ... |
David Gest
Commentary on their cancelled reality show |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Liza Minnelli |
| Sketch |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Astronaut Jones |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Zorgon |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Zorgon |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cartoon | Religetables |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | witch Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | vegetables Voice |
| Sketch |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Nicole |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Lawrence |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | brother-in-law |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | guest |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Chuck |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Ellie |
| Fred Armisen | ... | caterer |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Reggie |
| Show |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Phil Donahue#5 |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Al Sharpton#1 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Barbra Streisand#1 |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Michael Moore |
| Sketch | Press Conference “Princess Diana's Butler” |
| Weekend Update |
| Chris Kattan | ... |
David Gest#2 Commentary on their cancelled reality show |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Liza Minnelli#2 |
| Cold Opening | The Chanukah Song |
| Adam Sandler | Live | |
| Rob Schneider | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This performance is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Commercial |
| Chris Parnell | ... | narrator Voice |
| Fred Armisen | ... | student Still |
| Dean Edwards | ... | student Still |
| Will Forte | ... | Harry Potter Still |
| Seth Meyers | ... | student Still |
| Jeff Richards | ... | student Still |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Gregory Siff | ... | student Still |
| Sketch |
| Brittany Murphy | ... | customer |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | The Leather Man#2 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Choo Choo#2 |
| Show |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Phil Donahue#5 |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Al Sharpton#1 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Barbra Streisand#1 |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Michael Moore |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕The pre-taped segment of a town meeting was filmed in Studio 6A, the home of Conan O'Brien's talk show.
| Sketch |
| Brittany Murphy | ... | Holly |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jarret#7 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gobi#7 |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jonathan Feinstein#5 |
| Sketch | Press Conference “Princess Diana's Butler” |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Maria Cosgrove |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Paul Burrell |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕The leftmost microphone on the podium has the SNL logo on it.
| Show |
| Brittany Murphy | ... | Anna Kournikova |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Venus Williams |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Scott Joplin#1 |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Serena Williams |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕In the live show, Dean Edwards accidentally says "looks" instead of "tennis". In reruns, this portion is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
♬Tom Kane - "Triumph Of Sport"
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Jeff Richards | ... | Drunk Girl#5 |
| Chris Kattan | ... |
David Gest#2 Commentary on their cancelled reality show |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Liza Minnelli#2 |
⁕The David Gest and Liza Minnelli segment is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch |
| Brittany Murphy | ... | Bleebora |
| Nelly | ||
| Garrett Morris | ||
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Astronaut Jones#3 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Zorgon |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Zorgon |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Trombones Unlimited - "No Time For Talkin'"
| Cartoon | Religetables |
| Doug Dale | ... | vegetables Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | witch Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | vegetables Voice |
| Sketch |
| Brittany Murphy | ... | Wanda |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Nicole#3 |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Lawrence |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | brother-in-law |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | guest |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Chuck |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Ellie |
| Fred Armisen | ... | caterer |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Reggie |
♬Ron Burns - "Shoe Paste"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Brittany Murphy | 6 | 1 | |||
| Nelly | 3 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 1 | ||||
| Adam Sandler | 1 | ||||
| Rob Schneider | 1 | ||||
| Ali | 1 | ||||
| Kyjuan | 1 | ||||
| Murphy Lee | 1 | ||||
| Kelly Rowland | 1 | ||||
| Doug Dale | 1 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | 5 | 2 | |||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 1 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Chris Parnell | 5 | 2 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 2 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 6 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 3 | 2 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 2 | 1 | |||
| Dean Edwards | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Will Forte | 2 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Jeff Richards | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 5 | 5 | |||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | |||
| Gregory Siff | 1 | 1 | |||
| 75 | 8 | 12 | 14 | 6 |