| Cold Opening | Press Briefing |
| Sketch | Festive Thanksgiving |
| Sketch | War Party |
| Musical Performance | "My Sacrifice" |
| Sketch | Fenced-In Area |
| Musical Performance | "Bullets" |
| Cold Opening | Press Briefing |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | reporter |
| Will Ferrell | ... | reporter |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | reporter |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Rumsfeld Live |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | reporter |
| Seth Meyers | ... | reporter |
| Amy Poehler | ... | reporter |
| Monologue |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | audience member |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | audience member |
| Dean Edwards | ||
| Amy Poehler | ... | audience member |
| Steve Higgins | ... | audience member |
| Sketch | Festive Thanksgiving |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Goody Alvin |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Master Howerton |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | pilgrim |
| Chris Kattan | ... | indian |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Master Parker |
| Sketch |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | employee |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Nick Burns |
| Chris Kattan | ... | computer user |
| Jeff Richards | ... | employee |
| Show |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Heather Rosenfeld |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Morty Kittle |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Brian Fellow |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | imaginary goat Voice |
| Sketch | War Party |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | guest |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | guest |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Chet |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | guest |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | guest |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Cass |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | guest |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Pete |
| Jeff Richards | ... | guest |
| Danielle Flora | ... | dancer |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Rachel Dratch | ... |
Harry Potter
Shows some of his magic tricks |
| Sketch | Fenced-In Area |
| Will Ferrell | ... | neighbor |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | mother |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Pastor Moore |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Amy |
| Seth Meyers | ... | brother |
| Cold Opening | Press Briefing |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | reporter |
| Will Ferrell | ... | reporter |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | reporter |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Rumsfeld Live |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | reporter |
| Seth Meyers | ... | reporter |
| Amy Poehler | ... | reporter |
| Monologue |
| Billy Bob Thornton | ||
| Ashton Kutcher | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | audience member |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | audience member |
| Dean Edwards | ||
| Amy Poehler | ... | audience member |
| Steve Higgins | ... | audience member |
⁕Bradley Cooper can be seen in the audience when Maya Rudolph asks her question.
| Sketch | Festive Thanksgiving |
| Billy Bob Thornton | ... | Master Jonathan |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Goody Alvin |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Master Howerton |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | pilgrim |
| Chris Kattan | ... | indian |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Master Parker |
| Sketch |
| Billy Bob Thornton | ... | Mr. Burns |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | employee |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Nick Burns |
| Chris Kattan | ... | computer user |
| Jeff Richards | ... | employee |
| Show |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Heather Rosenfeld |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Morty Kittle |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Brian Fellow |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | imaginary goat Voice |
| Show |
| Billy Bob Thornton | ||
| George Morafetis | ... | vendor |
| Will Ferrell | ... | James Lipton |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jason |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Gladys |
| Sketch | War Party |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | guest |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | guest |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Chet |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | guest |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | guest |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Cass |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | guest |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Pete |
| Jeff Richards | ... | guest |
| Danielle Flora | ... | dancer |
| Patrick Ferrell | ... | guest |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Rachel Dratch | ... |
Harry Potter
Shows some of his magic tricks |
| Sketch | Fenced-In Area |
| Billy Bob Thornton | ... | Travis |
| Will Ferrell | ... | neighbor |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | mother |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Pastor Moore |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Amy |
| Seth Meyers | ... | brother |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Billy Bob Thornton | 5 | ||||
| Creed | 2 | ||||
| Ashton Kutcher | 1 | ||||
| George Morafetis | 1 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 6 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 4 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 5 | 1 | |||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Ana Gasteyer | 5 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 4 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 2 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 4 | ||||
| Horatio Sanz | 2 | 1 | |||
| Dean Edwards | 1 | ||||
| Seth Meyers | 5 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 5 | 1 | |||
| Jeff Richards | 3 | ||||
| Danielle Flora | 1 | ||||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 1 | |||
| Patrick Ferrell | 1 | ||||
| 64 | 4 | 3 | 5 |