| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Sketch | Formal |
| Show | Gemini's Twin Weekend |
| Musical Performance | "New York, New York" |
| Sketch | Mango |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Formal |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Denise McDenna |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Pat Sullivan |
| Tina Fey | ... | Miss Polaski |
| Amy Poehler | ... | photographer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Frankie Hilbert |
| Sketch | Birthday Party |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Leslie Attebury |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Ginger Attebury |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Kurt Al-Darwish |
| Cartoon |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Bubbles Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Elephant Man bones Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Marlon Brando Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Rudy Giuliani
Commentary on the NYC mayoral election |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mike Bloomberg |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jasper Hahn |
| Sketch | Mango |
| Dean Edwards | ... | student |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | student |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Lavert |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Gwyneth's agent |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mango |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Hugh Grant |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | stylist |
| Jeff Richards | ... | student |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | student |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Harvey |
| Show |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Rumsfeld |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Gary's owner |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Rebecca |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Carmelo |
| Nick Kenkel | ... | dancer |
| Cartoon |
| Doug Dale | ... | llama Voice |
| Charles Rembert | Voice | |
| Dino Stamatopoulos | ... | Michael Jackson Voice |
| Sketch | Formal |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Rudy Giuliani
Commentary on the NYC mayoral election |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mike Bloomberg |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Formal |
| Gwyneth Paltrow | ... | Maureen |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Denise McDenna |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Pat Sullivan |
| Tina Fey | ... | Miss Polaski |
| Amy Poehler | ... | photographer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Frankie Hilbert |
| Show | Gemini's Twin Weekend |
| Gwyneth Paltrow | ... | Chantarelle |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Sway |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Jonette |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Britanica |
| Sketch | Birthday Party |
| Gwyneth Paltrow | ... | Cassie Winthrop |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Leslie Attebury |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Ginger Attebury |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Kurt Al-Darwish |
| Cartoon |
| Doug Dale | ... | llama Voice |
| Charles Rembert | Voice | |
| Dino Stamatopoulos | ... | Michael Jackson Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Bubbles Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Elephant Man bones Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Marlon Brando Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Rudy Giuliani
Commentary on the NYC mayoral election |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mike Bloomberg |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jasper Hahn |
| Sketch |
| Gwyneth Paltrow | ... | Tammy |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Paul |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | mother |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Elizabeth |
| Sketch | Mango |
| Gwyneth Paltrow | ||
| Matt Damon | ||
| Dean Edwards | ... | student |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | student |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Lavert |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Gwyneth's agent |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mango |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Hugh Grant |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | stylist |
| Jeff Richards | ... | student |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | student |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Harvey |
| Show |
| Gwyneth Paltrow | ... | Patricia Veleez |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Rumsfeld |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Gary's owner |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Rebecca |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Carmelo |
| Nick Kenkel | ... | dancer |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gwyneth Paltrow | 7 | ||||
| Ryan Adams | 1 | ||||
| Matt Damon | 1 | ||||
| Dr. John | 1 | ||||
| Doug Dale | 1 | 1 | |||
| Charles Rembert | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dino Stamatopoulos | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Rachel Dratch | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dean Edwards | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 3 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tina Fey | 2 | ||||
| Ana Gasteyer | 4 | 2 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 2 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 2 | 1 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jeff Richards | 1 | ||||
| Maya Rudolph | 4 | 2 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 4 | 4 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Nick Kenkel | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| 55 | 13 | 8 | 10 |