| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Show | Hudson Valley Community Circuit |
| Show | CBS Evening Anthrax Update |
| Musical Performance | "Always On Time" |
| Musical Performance | "Livin' It Up" |
| Sketch | Little Sleuths |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Dean Edwards | ... | reporter |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Helen Thomas |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | John Ashcroft Live |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Dr. Anthony Fauci |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Brian Williams |
| Jeff Richards | ... | reporter |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | reporter |
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | aide |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | stenographer |
| Dean Edwards | ... | juror |
| Will Ferrell | ... | attorney |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | judge |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | bailiff |
| Amy Poehler | ... | attorney |
| Jeff Richards | ... | juror |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | juror |
| Show | Hudson Valley Community Circuit |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Tallulah Bands |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Tony |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Ron |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Al Kyda |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Sheila Kyda |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Samuel L. Freelock |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Al Gezzera |
| Sketch |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Nicole |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | guest |
| Will Ferrell | ... | father |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Elisa |
| Chris Kattan | ... | guest |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Troy |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | guest |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Seth Meyers |
| Show |
| Dean Edwards | ... | police officer |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Gator |
| Amy Poehler | ... | white trash wife |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | 911 operator Voice |
| Sketch | Bad Conceptual Theater |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Ronnie Bateman Jr. /Quincy |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Michael Kirschner /Rick |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Abigail Dennis Marie /mother |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Joseph Hickey /son |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Judith Beckworth |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Little Sleuths |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Bookie Newton |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sam Newton |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | lieutenant |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Helen Thomas |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | John Ashcroft Live |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Dr. Anthony Fauci |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Brian Williams |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Dean Edwards | ... | reporter |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Helen Thomas |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | John Ashcroft Live |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Dr. Anthony Fauci |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Brian Williams |
| Jeff Richards | ... | reporter |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | reporter |
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | aide |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | stenographer |
| Dean Edwards | ... | juror |
| Will Ferrell | ... | attorney |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | judge |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | bailiff |
| Amy Poehler | ... | attorney |
| Jeff Richards | ... | juror |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | juror |
| Show | Hudson Valley Community Circuit |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Dr. Keith Vester |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Tallulah Bands |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Tony |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Ron |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Al Kyda |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Sheila Kyda |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Samuel L. Freelock |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Al Gezzera |
| Sketch |
| John Goodman | ... | Julius |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Nicole |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | guest |
| Will Ferrell | ... | father |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Elisa |
| Chris Kattan | ... | guest |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Troy |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | guest |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| John Goodman | ... | Mighty Mack Blues |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Elwood Blues |
| Show |
| John Goodman | ... | police officer |
| Dean Edwards | ... | police officer |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Gator |
| Amy Poehler | ... | white trash wife |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | 911 operator Voice |
| Sketch | Bad Conceptual Theater |
| John Goodman | ... | Billy Rasmussen /father |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Leonard Pinth-Garnell |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Ronnie Bateman Jr. /Quincy |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Michael Kirschner /Rick |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Abigail Dennis Marie /mother |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Joseph Hickey /son |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Judith Beckworth |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Little Sleuths |
| John Goodman | ... | John Maroney |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Bookie Newton |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sam Newton |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | lieutenant |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| John Goodman | 7 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Ja Rule | 2 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 3 | 2 | |||
| Ashanti | 1 | ||||
| Case | 1 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 3 | 1 | |||
| Dean Edwards | 4 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 3 | ||||
| Will Ferrell | 3 | ||||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Ana Gasteyer | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 2 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 6 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 2 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jeff Richards | 3 | ||||
| Maya Rudolph | 3 | 1 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 3 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dean Obeidallah | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| 66 | 7 | 7 | 4 |